The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later.

[AsWithGlad]

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, who enjoy doing this and other interesting things. Any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

Previous thread: here.

It's the beetle way!

Brutal but no nonsense. I like it.

Gotta be honest here (and I have consumed more happy juice since my last post) but I have always assumed that a thorough licking is just as hygienic as boiling water or Dettol.

And that's why God gave us dogs.

I don't want to know if you or Jane make your sexual partners use this as a method of penile hygiene. I really don't. Really.

Ignore Fawley and Maud, they are hiding identifying stuff.

I'm supposed to be putting the curtain rails up for the winter door curtains.

It's going well 😆

I think I'll leave it until next week.

I think we need happy innocent gerbils!

Gubbins

Please come and play your triangle

So...

Helen Joyce knows I like listening to her!

Definitely!
Colin is hiding, Hussie has scared him .

I’m sure she’s basking in your approval.

Totally! I'm sure she will sleep easier tonight!

Poor Colin

No. But you're thinking about it now.

Unfortunately, I am. 🫣

I apologise. Sorry.

No worries, my comment was tongue in cheek but deadpan doesn't always work online.

I can’t contribute much to the penis conversation, never having had anything to do with them, but I remember my friend’s Jack Russell used to enjoy rogering his toy badger.

It's alright, I had your share.

You didn't miss much.

Cheers Boily.

Gosie is unfortunately delayed till tomorrow. She wants you all to enjoy the gerbils being safely found before the story continues.

Great posts on the AI thread, @MyrtleLion.

Very noble, Boily. I applaud your dedication!

Oh, thank you! That was unexpected!

I did wonder if the lawyer cock-up you mentioned was the battle you’ve been fighting recently.

a small part of it, which I found late on, but has actually led to significant unintended consequences. It is a victory for now. I have won the battle, but the war will continue in due course.