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The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines

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AsWithGlad · 04/09/2026 19:22

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very enthusiastic crew of gerbils, who enjoy doing this, and any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road.

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Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very ent...

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JanesLittleGirl · Yesterday 22:28

Magpiecomplex · Yesterday 21:48

They already are - logo on the back! Although how cool would a Möbius business card be?

Bit of a bugger to fit in your card wallet though.

MarieDeGournay · Yesterday 23:37

Magpiecomplex · Yesterday 21:29

Ooh, I forgot to mention that I'm about to acquire another set of letters after my name. Can tell I'm an academic 😆
The jury is out on whether my business cards should be a mini scroll, concertina fold or gatefold.

Popping in briefly as recovering from a migraine🤕
So a general 👋to all, and congrats to Magpie for new letter after her name - how about a QR code on your business cards?😄
Gnight all, will catch up tomorrow

The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines
EdithStourton · Today 08:07

JanesLittleGirl · Yesterday 22:28

Bit of a bugger to fit in your card wallet though.

Flipbook?

EdithStourton · Today 08:13

The Daylight Hours - A Modern Symphony with Noises Off
Performed by Agricultural Machinery, Wild Birds and Two Dogs,

First Movement: Morning Melody
Performed by: The Corvid Chorus (Rooks, Jackdaws, Magpies and Crows), the Red Kite Duo and a Solitary Robin

Second Movement: September Song
Performed by: J.C.B. Hedge-Flail (solo, four-part disharmony)
Noises off: Outraged Kestrel

Third Movement: Afternoon Anthem
Performed by: Workhorse Valtra and Trio Cultivator

Fourth Movement: Teatime Tweetings
Performed by: the Starling Cacophony, the Goldfinch Serenade, Doomsayer Crow and the Red Kite Duo.
Noises off: Potato Picker, supported by J. Deere and Trailer
Lighting Effects (flashing amber): J. Deere

Coda: Singing for our Supper
Performed by: Brains and Batshit

That about covered yesterday, from the morning walk, when I got to the bottom of the hill and the corvids were feeding on the tillage with the (much quieter) pigeons, via morning work in the front garden to the crunch and grind and snap and squeak of the hedge flail, being busy at the back of the house in afternoon when the cultivating got going, and walking down the hill again in the late afternoon.

EmpressaurusKitty · Today 08:18

I think you should have your name & letters going round in a rectangular spiral.

Magpiecomplex · Today 08:26

EdithStourton · Today 08:13

The Daylight Hours - A Modern Symphony with Noises Off
Performed by Agricultural Machinery, Wild Birds and Two Dogs,

First Movement: Morning Melody
Performed by: The Corvid Chorus (Rooks, Jackdaws, Magpies and Crows), the Red Kite Duo and a Solitary Robin

Second Movement: September Song
Performed by: J.C.B. Hedge-Flail (solo, four-part disharmony)
Noises off: Outraged Kestrel

Third Movement: Afternoon Anthem
Performed by: Workhorse Valtra and Trio Cultivator

Fourth Movement: Teatime Tweetings
Performed by: the Starling Cacophony, the Goldfinch Serenade, Doomsayer Crow and the Red Kite Duo.
Noises off: Potato Picker, supported by J. Deere and Trailer
Lighting Effects (flashing amber): J. Deere

Coda: Singing for our Supper
Performed by: Brains and Batshit

That about covered yesterday, from the morning walk, when I got to the bottom of the hill and the corvids were feeding on the tillage with the (much quieter) pigeons, via morning work in the front garden to the crunch and grind and snap and squeak of the hedge flail, being busy at the back of the house in afternoon when the cultivating got going, and walking down the hill again in the late afternoon.

Very evocative work. You'll be at the Proms next year!

ErrolTheDragon · Today 08:27

Brava, Edith and her orchestra and chorus!👏👏👏

MarieDeGournay · Today 10:00

Morning all, Brew of strong tea please bar-gerbils, and half a slice of toast.
Migraine gone, but not firing on al cylinders yet. If ever, these days😏

So - I caught up with Myrtle, I saw several refs to you so I went back and read your post: hope you enjoyed the event which you thought you were going to enjoy- thank you for not telling us where it was so you didn't have to kill us😁
Best of luck with the job app, and the general womanning in the arena you've been forced to do recentlyFlowers

Edith, your symphony is brilliantSmile So clever and original..

MyrtleLion · Today 10:29

Thank you @MarieDeGournay.

I was womanning in the arena all day. But as a result the good news is the womanning has eased off apart from a meeting later today. I will publicly offer to leave the arena to achieve a particular result which will surprise everyone, and they will think I am doing it for one reason, but they won't know it is actually for another reason and I will still be womanning behind the scenes. Sorry to be cryptic, because I would LOVE TO TELL YOU ALL, but then I would have to kill you all again. And I love you all too much to do that.

It was a lovely evening. I hadn't eaten since 10.30 because of the womanning so we left a tiny bit early to get to the pub so I could "beat the crowd" and have some chips. Surprisingly no-one else from the event showed up, so there was no crowd.

Anyway I am leaving this here. Mutations in a gene typically found throughout the nervous system rob sauteur d’Alfort rabbits of their ability to hop. Instead, the animals walk on their front paws to move faster or cover long distances.

More here: https://www.sciencenews.org/article/rabbit-handstand-front-paws-gene-defect-video

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MarieDeGournay · Today 10:53

'Beat the crowd and have some chips' - words to live by😁
Thank you for not killing us all again! I understand the need for...crypticity - hey I made that up but spellchecker hasn't redlined it so it must be a real word.

I bet Gosie knows exactly what all this arena business is, she's clever that way.
But she'll keep it to herself, so you don't have to kill her. Dear God noooo- DO NOT KILL GOSIE!!
😀

Glad you had a lovely evening, you deserved it!

I'm not sure what to think about those rabbits - a bit tooo weeeird..

The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines
MyrtleLion · Today 11:32

Definitely not planning on killing Gosie. Might put her in some serious jeopardy though...

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · Today 11:44

EmpressaurusKitty · Today 08:18

I think you should have your name & letters going round in a rectangular spiral.

I agree completely, @EmpressaurusKitty - you should definitely do this, @Magpiecomplex.

I hope your head is feeling better this morning, @MarieDeGournay - No1 son gets migraines, so you have my sympathy.

MarieDeGournay · Today 12:00

Thank you Woley, better today, bouncing back - but NOT like those funny bunniesSmile

'Shout out', as they say, to Fuzzy - all OK chez Puffling, Fuzzy?

Chickadeeinme · Today 12:09

Migraines are nasty - sympathies @MarieDeGournay. I used to get them about three times a year during my perimenopause years, and they involved simultaneous vomiting and diarrhoea as well as feeling as if someone was poking a screwdriver into my left eye socket. Luckily they seemed to disappear on their own about ten years after my periods stopped.

Magpiecomplex · Today 12:24

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · Today 11:44

I agree completely, @EmpressaurusKitty - you should definitely do this, @Magpiecomplex.

I hope your head is feeling better this morning, @MarieDeGournay - No1 son gets migraines, so you have my sympathy.

Gemini made a bit of a bish of it, but you get the idea!

The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines
MarieDeGournay · Today 12:34

I've found a perfect event for Bluestockingers -it's part of Culture Night 2026, i'ts in Co. Galway but we have enough winged Stockingers to transport all the tractor fans overSmile
Ballinasloe Square will host Eight Tonnes, an after-dark performance, installation and tractor parade. Drawing on the much-loved tradition of tractor parades and vintage tractor runs in rural Ireland, Eight Tonnes brings tractors, artists and performers together for a unique Culture Night Late event.
Eight Tonnes brings together an eclectic mix of artistic voices to celebrate Ballinasloe’s agricultural heritage in a new light. Ballinasloe based performers Breda Larkin (comedian and performer) and Ultan Conlon (musician and composer) join Clifden-based dancer and choreographer Linda Schirmer, Dublin-based digital artist Kev Freeney and Limerick native and new media artist Scott Robinson to turn the familiar sight of a tractor parade into a striking night-time experience — part performance, part celebration, part tribute to the machinery and rhythms that shape rural life.

They missed a trick - nail-painting in the colour of your fave tractor😄

Magpiecomplex · Today 13:00

MarieDeGournay · Today 12:34

I've found a perfect event for Bluestockingers -it's part of Culture Night 2026, i'ts in Co. Galway but we have enough winged Stockingers to transport all the tractor fans overSmile
Ballinasloe Square will host Eight Tonnes, an after-dark performance, installation and tractor parade. Drawing on the much-loved tradition of tractor parades and vintage tractor runs in rural Ireland, Eight Tonnes brings tractors, artists and performers together for a unique Culture Night Late event.
Eight Tonnes brings together an eclectic mix of artistic voices to celebrate Ballinasloe’s agricultural heritage in a new light. Ballinasloe based performers Breda Larkin (comedian and performer) and Ultan Conlon (musician and composer) join Clifden-based dancer and choreographer Linda Schirmer, Dublin-based digital artist Kev Freeney and Limerick native and new media artist Scott Robinson to turn the familiar sight of a tractor parade into a striking night-time experience — part performance, part celebration, part tribute to the machinery and rhythms that shape rural life.

They missed a trick - nail-painting in the colour of your fave tractor😄

😍

MyrtleLion · Today 13:52

Gosie will return later this afternoon...

EdithStourton · Today 14:19

MarieDeGournay · Today 12:34

I've found a perfect event for Bluestockingers -it's part of Culture Night 2026, i'ts in Co. Galway but we have enough winged Stockingers to transport all the tractor fans overSmile
Ballinasloe Square will host Eight Tonnes, an after-dark performance, installation and tractor parade. Drawing on the much-loved tradition of tractor parades and vintage tractor runs in rural Ireland, Eight Tonnes brings tractors, artists and performers together for a unique Culture Night Late event.
Eight Tonnes brings together an eclectic mix of artistic voices to celebrate Ballinasloe’s agricultural heritage in a new light. Ballinasloe based performers Breda Larkin (comedian and performer) and Ultan Conlon (musician and composer) join Clifden-based dancer and choreographer Linda Schirmer, Dublin-based digital artist Kev Freeney and Limerick native and new media artist Scott Robinson to turn the familiar sight of a tractor parade into a striking night-time experience — part performance, part celebration, part tribute to the machinery and rhythms that shape rural life.

They missed a trick - nail-painting in the colour of your fave tractor😄

I'm in. I volunteer Magpie to run the nail bar.

ErrolTheDragon · Today 14:21

Run rabbit, run rabbit, run run …ohConfused
Thats even weirder than ‘fainting goats’.

ErrolTheDragon · Today 14:26

I’ve been virtuous this morning and have been out to a Pilates class, got the first load of post-holiday washing on and then been out for a brisk 5km along the canal. Halo The rain held off and it was sunnier than I’d expected so despite a fair breeze there were lots of butterflies (mostly red admirals but also commas and spotted wood) and some lovely blue dragonflies. They wouldn’t settle down long enough for an ID. Also a couple of squirrels foraging, and a buzzard mewing and wheeling low overhead.

DauntlessDamson · Today 16:13

Magpiecomplex · Today 12:24

Gemini made a bit of a bish of it, but you get the idea!

Very impressive Magpie, although I think the three words at the bottom would probably suffice.

DauntlessDamson · Today 16:19

MyrtleLion · Today 10:29

Thank you @MarieDeGournay.

I was womanning in the arena all day. But as a result the good news is the womanning has eased off apart from a meeting later today. I will publicly offer to leave the arena to achieve a particular result which will surprise everyone, and they will think I am doing it for one reason, but they won't know it is actually for another reason and I will still be womanning behind the scenes. Sorry to be cryptic, because I would LOVE TO TELL YOU ALL, but then I would have to kill you all again. And I love you all too much to do that.

It was a lovely evening. I hadn't eaten since 10.30 because of the womanning so we left a tiny bit early to get to the pub so I could "beat the crowd" and have some chips. Surprisingly no-one else from the event showed up, so there was no crowd.

Anyway I am leaving this here. Mutations in a gene typically found throughout the nervous system rob sauteur d’Alfort rabbits of their ability to hop. Instead, the animals walk on their front paws to move faster or cover long distances.

More here: https://www.sciencenews.org/article/rabbit-handstand-front-paws-gene-defect-video

Cute video, in a rather weird way. I've heard of tiptoeing through the tulips, but, really!

Chickadeeinme · Today 16:33

MarieDeGournay · Today 12:34

I've found a perfect event for Bluestockingers -it's part of Culture Night 2026, i'ts in Co. Galway but we have enough winged Stockingers to transport all the tractor fans overSmile
Ballinasloe Square will host Eight Tonnes, an after-dark performance, installation and tractor parade. Drawing on the much-loved tradition of tractor parades and vintage tractor runs in rural Ireland, Eight Tonnes brings tractors, artists and performers together for a unique Culture Night Late event.
Eight Tonnes brings together an eclectic mix of artistic voices to celebrate Ballinasloe’s agricultural heritage in a new light. Ballinasloe based performers Breda Larkin (comedian and performer) and Ultan Conlon (musician and composer) join Clifden-based dancer and choreographer Linda Schirmer, Dublin-based digital artist Kev Freeney and Limerick native and new media artist Scott Robinson to turn the familiar sight of a tractor parade into a striking night-time experience — part performance, part celebration, part tribute to the machinery and rhythms that shape rural life.

They missed a trick - nail-painting in the colour of your fave tractor😄

I love the idea of nail-painting in the colour of your fave tractor (our ride-on lawnmower is a green John Deere and that's the nearest thing we have to a tractor) but I'm as small as a sparrow and as @MyrtleLion has pointed out, I am not a bus.

MyrtleLion · Today 16:42

43. Musings on Sweden

In which a number means a place…

@Hedgehogforshort had the courier’s words written on a beer mat in front of her, receipt required, same as the last one. She turned to Griffin. “When you read the register, did you see Sweden? Umeå? Anything Scandinavian at all?”

“No,” said Griffin. “Places I had heard of, one after another, and then a number and not a place.”

“Gimbal?”

“The same,” said Gimbal. “It had a number. Every other row had a place.”

“So the courier has sent a crate to this woman before,” said Hedgehog, “and either it is on the register under a cathedral’s name, or it is not on the register at all.” She put the pen down on the mat. “I had three questions. One was what is on the spreadsheet. We have that now, or as much of it as Griffin could reach. Two was whether Fenella marks her windows, which we don’t know yet, and the third was where the restored windows go when they leave the workshop. I assumed the answer would be a cathedral or smuggled to a secret location for the Reconstructionists.”

“Maybe Pernilla Ågren in Umeå is the secret location,” said Gosie.

“I doubt it,” said @AngleofRepose and she turned her laptop towards Gosie so she could see Pernilla Ågren’s website. “Pernilla Ågren is an artist. In glass. From Street View her address looks like a studio.” Gosie looked at the images of beautiful glass on the website for some time. The artwork looked as though glass had been poured rather than cut, and with no explanatory text the artist was clearly letting the photographs speak for themselves.

“Then I have to go and talk to Pernilla Ågren,” said Gosie.

“Not on your own,” said Hedgehog.

“I will go with you,” said @EmpressaurusKitty, who had just arrived with Kitty. “I’ve been in Norway for two weeks. There were fjords. I approved of them. It is practically the same journey.”

“Norway is a different country,” said Girdle.

“Scandinavia is Scandinavia,” said Empressaurus, as if that settled the matter. “And there is Kitty,” she continued. “You want to know what is arriving in crates at the studio of a woman none of you has ever met. A party of gerbils in northern Sweden will be noticed. A cat will not. A cat walks into a studio, sits down in the best light, and the artist is pleased, and works round her, and says things over her head. Nobody in the history of the world has ever asked a cat its business.”

Kitty came the length of the bar, sat down on Angle’s open notebook, directly on the entry about Umeå, and stayed there. And so, it was decided that Gosie and Empressaurus would head to Sweden with Kitty as soon as refreshments and packing could be completed, which meant imminently.

@ChristmasStars heard the post van arriving in the yard and went out to see what was being delivered. She returned very quickly with a fat envelope of brown paper, tied round with string, addressed in the looping hand they all knew, with a hard cylindrical weight in one corner.

@fuzzypuffling,” she said. “Again.”

Glossy’s door opened before anyone had knocked on it. She cut the string, slid the canister out into her paw, and wrote a number on it. “There is no queue at present,” she said, and closed the door.

Christmas Stars drew out the folded sheets of handcrafted paper, sat down properly, and began to read aloud.

Dear all,

I have been to see King Arthur.

The Wonders of the West Country,” said Grisaille, from something written down, “records that King Arthur is not dead but sleeping under a hill in Cornwall, and will wake when England has need of him.”

“That is indeed what the legend says. Thank you, Grisaille,” said Christmas Stars and went on.

After Truro I stayed in Cornwall, and went north to Tintagel, where everybody goes for the castle on the headland, which is a ruin, and romantic, and full of people. I originally wanted to see the castle too. But I also saw King Arthur’s Great Halls in the village, on Fore Street.

It was built in the 1930s by a man called Frederick Thomas Glasscock, who made a fortune in custard powder and spent it on chivalry. He raised a great hall of Cornish granite, with a round table and a throne, as the home of a fellowship devoted to the knightly virtues, and then he filled it with windows. Seventy two of them, they will tell you at the door, every one of them made by Veronica Whall, daughter of Christopher Whall, and a glazier greater than her father, which you can tell when you see the windows themselves.

In the Great Exhibition Hall there are six great windows telling the Arthurian legends, three at each end, and I stood longest in front of Lancelot and Guinevere where Lancelot leans down towards her before the Knights depart on the Quest for the Holy Grail. It was astonishing. I stood there long enough that a man with a lanyard came over and asked whether I was quite well.

“Is Guinevere a gerbil?” asked Gateau.

The gerbils considered this.

“Her name does begin with a G,” said Glacé.

The gerbils nodded. Christmas Stars turned the notepaper over and went on reading.

Now you will have guessed what is coming, because I am writing at this length. Low in the border leading of that window I saw a circle with three lines crossing it diagonally. I photographed it in every light the afternoon offered, and the film is in this envelope.

There is a mark at Tintagel, and King Arthur’s Great Halls is not a cathedral.

Very best wishes, Fuzzypuffling.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/43-musings-on-sweden

The Bluestocking, a unique location for daughters and sisters of earth, frost, feathers, fur, scales and spines