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The Gerbil World Cup at the Bluestocking!

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Magpiecomplex · 14/06/2026 15:00

New thread.

No pushing at the back, please, we have plenty of scones and kilts for everyone.

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MyrtleLion · 26/06/2026 16:50

There is a picture but it’s taking time to be approved.

EmpressaurusKitty · 26/06/2026 17:01

If you were an actual lion you’d be moulting like mad if Kitty’s anything to go by.

Thehorticulturalhussie · 26/06/2026 17:05

MyrtleLion · 26/06/2026 16:48

My legs encased in compression socks and wearing orthotics in my house shoes.

In this heat.

I am thinking cool thoughts.

Oh that’s awful Myrtle, I wonder whether some therapy gerbils blowing on your legs through mouthfuls of shaved ice might help?

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MyrtleLion · 26/06/2026 17:10

That’s lovely. Very soothing, thank you.

Thehorticulturalhussie · 26/06/2026 17:13

MyrtleLion · 26/06/2026 17:10

That’s lovely. Very soothing, thank you.

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You're most welcome, I imagine that you must be utterly miserable. Therapy gerbils are of course multi disciplinary and available for all injuries and ailments. Fantastic bedside manner.

AngleofRepose · 26/06/2026 17:14

PastaAllaNorma · 26/06/2026 14:58

Angle, a cold wet bandana around your neck also helps a lot

Thanks, Pasta, I'll remember that next time!

MyrtleLion · 26/06/2026 17:20

The third-place qualification matrix had, Griselda acknowledged, become complex.

This was an understatement of some magnitude. The calculation involved points, goal difference, goals scored, fair-play conduct scores, and FIFA rankings, applied across eight groups of which five had now completed and three had not, with yesterday’s results having introduced what Gwendoline was carefully describing in her bulletin as “a degree of additional nuance.” What she meant was that three matches had gone entirely the wrong way and the picture was now, mathematically speaking, quite difficult to look at directly.

Griselda had covered three whiteboards. She had requested a fourth.

It was also extremely hot.

Gertrude had abandoned the seed store on grounds of temperature and was sitting very still in the corner with a small electric fan and an expression of determined calm. The seeds were fine. She had checked. She had then gone back and checked again because it was very hot and there was nothing else to do while Griselda covered the whiteboards.

Gwendoline had drafted a bulletin that said Scotland’s qualification was “subject to ongoing computational review” and had sent it, and then sent a follow-up bulletin that said the same thing in different words, and was now drafting a third.

Greta was lying on the floor next to the fourth whiteboard. She had not been asked to lie on the floor. She appeared to be looking at the ceiling. At intervals she passed Griselda a marker pen without being asked, which was either very helpful or not helpful at all depending on how one felt about the situation, which was: very hot, and unresolved.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/third-places

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MyrtleLion · 26/06/2026 17:22

I do think they would be cooler if they took off those thick dressing gowns.

MyrtleLion · 26/06/2026 17:26

Thehorticulturalhussie · 26/06/2026 17:13

You're most welcome, I imagine that you must be utterly miserable. Therapy gerbils are of course multi disciplinary and available for all injuries and ailments. Fantastic bedside manner.

I’m going to my DB’s tomorrow and I will wear sandals with the orthotic. It’s not perfect, but at least I’ll be cooler and won’t be in pain.

I have to wear the socks on the hottest days because they swell really badly otherwise, but we will be in the air conditioned car for 45 minutes each way tomorrow.

EdithStourton · 26/06/2026 17:27

Myrtle, that looks miserable.

Solar panels look incredibly fugly, though. There are endless schemes being proposed around me, and farmers being approached to flog or rent their land. Between that and the giant pylons that are planned and vast new housing estates, there is a lot of pissed-offedness in the area.

Some head-exploding threads on the go on FWR at the moment...

Magpiecomplex · 26/06/2026 18:02

It's far too hot for head-exploding threads. I'm staying here in my mojito pool.

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Magpiecomplex · 26/06/2026 18:03

Which has been refilled since yesterday. You can tell because the ice hasn't melted.

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JanesLittleGirl · 26/06/2026 18:50

PastaAllaNorma · 26/06/2026 14:58

Angle, a cold wet bandana around your neck also helps a lot

I read that as a cold wet banana and thought "that can't be right".

ErrolTheDragon · 26/06/2026 18:50

The forecast didn’t let us down - we arrived at Holker hall with the car thermometer reading 34°c and it had dropped to 20°c with a lovely breeze when we left. It’s a few degrees warmer now we’re home so pleasant.

AsWithGlad · 26/06/2026 20:27

According to our local weather station, even though there has not been rain, it’s 5.7° cooler here than it was less than 3 hours ago.

IAmGlad.

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MarieDeGournay · 26/06/2026 21:15

Myrtle -
compression socks in this weather😞
new sofa😀

I didn't misread 'cold wet bandana' as 'banana', but I did imagine Charlton Heston telling the NRA that he would only give up his guns when they were prised from his 'cold wet bandana'😂

I hope cooler weather is on its way to everybody, preferably without accompanying thunderstorms and flooding..

I've been thinking about Bluestockingers who haven't popped in for a while - this is tricky because if I don't mention somebody, it implies they aren't missed, and you are, you areFlowers
Boily hasn't been around much but I know she's OK cos I've seen her elsewhere.
Cake and Cher have popped their heads around the door fairly recently.
Moose tends not to 'pop her head around the door' because antlers 😄anyway
but long time no Moose I think?
WearyAuldWoman was last seen heading to the gym, I think, and I fear may be trapped on a treadmill with a broken off-switch😧

👋to all, I hope all are well, and a reminder that the 👻emoji is a way of rejoining the fun and games without any realistic expectation that you'll ever be able to catch up on pages and pages of posts you've missed- just jump back in whenever.

Same sort of message to lurkers -you've probably already got the drift of the mixture of things that go on here, and the excellence of the drinks on offer, so if you'd like to join in anytime, you'll be very welcomeSmile

MarieDeGournay · 26/06/2026 21:21

Thehorticulturalhussie · 26/06/2026 15:26

You have hit on a very current topic there. There's a lot of emerging evidence that solar farms are not the blight on the landscape that they were thought to be. Panels have been installed on higher supports and sheep have been put in with great results for the ecosystem. Even at normal height the panels provide shelter from the sun for insects and mammals and also slow evaporation from the soil. There's a significant increase in biodiversity, and because solar farms are generally fenced, smaller mammals find safety from predators. It's fascinating and encouraging to read about.

Ah so my idea of elevated panels is not original🙁
But has anybody else thought about using them as rain collecting devices??

The need to develop cute little farm machinery driven by gerbils to harvest crops under the panels is a plus, I thinkGrin

MarieDeGournay · 26/06/2026 21:29

I suppose you'll be telling me next that my idea for a rigid a circular frame or disk arranged to revolve on an axis as a means of transportation and load bearing isn't original either<sigh> 🙁
😄

Thehorticulturalhussie · 26/06/2026 21:59

Bar gerbils it’s still very hot here and the thunderstorms have passed us by so would you kindly make me a Tainted Tautology, easy on the metaphors but lots of iced theories. Thank you.

EmpressaurusKitty · 26/06/2026 22:50

I’ve just got in from a lovely evening with the local terfs. Could I have a portion of chips, bargerbils?

MyrtleLion · 26/06/2026 22:57

Thunderstorms expected later. But it will be over and done by mid-morning and then we expect 30 degrees.

There was a deluge this morning but it was swiftly over and the 35 degree heat dried it up.

The Walrus forgot to take the fish out of the freezer this morning, but it was defrosted very quickly at “room” temperature.

The new sofa is very comfortable and we no longer have a console in the middle, so we’ve been romantically holding hands.

RumNotRun · 26/06/2026 23:38

I keep getting this as on the tribunal thread which makes me smile. Poor Malaga, I'll never be able to think of it as just a holiday destination again.

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Chickadeeinme · 27/06/2026 01:41

Happy to report that the temperature in Portland, Maine, where I arrived back home this evening, is only 17C - very pleasant. Sorry friends :-(

DeanElderberry · 27/06/2026 07:52

It is allegedly 19 here, and due to get much cooler later. No rain yet.

I was annoyed to realise that on yesterday's early morning supermarket trip I forgot to buy the sliced cold meat I give the cats for their supper (I had just enough last evening fortunately) so I'll have to go in today. Oh well, a chance to go to the bank machine.

EmpressaurusKitty · 27/06/2026 07:59

I’m having coffee on the balcony with Kitty. About 26 here.

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