Hot here - 28C when I last checked, but that's a fine temperature for watering the garden.
Tis the season of lectures on SM about when one should and shouldn't walk one's dog. There is someone called Jackie on a local FB page who regularly posts dramatic graphics and expresses her outrage at people who walk their hounds when it's hot. I know that high temperatures can cause heatstroke in dogs, but I also know that my two are neither very old nor very young, that they are very fit and have proper length puzzles, and that I can find them shade, breezes and damp ditches, and am able to stop them charging around. I sat in the garden this afternoon drinking elderflower cordial and contemplating the issue. This was the result:
Walkies time in a Heatwave
Brains and Batshit want a walk
But all the social media talk
Demands that they should both be laid
Still and resting in the shade.
But Batshit's rolling on the lawn
Paws flapping in the baking air
While Brains is spread like something dead,
Sunbathing hard, without a care.
And then I move as if I might-
Brains hits me with a gimlet stare.
'Walkies time now, walkies now!
Come on, you idle biped cow.'
I think I know what I should do:
I have two dogs who like the heat
And there are shady grassy paths -
No tarmac for their dainty feet.
But if Jackie from the Facebook page
Spots us she will get the rage!