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The Gerbil World Cup at the Bluestocking!

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Magpiecomplex · 14/06/2026 15:00

New thread.

No pushing at the back, please, we have plenty of scones and kilts for everyone.

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Chersfrozenface · Yesterday 00:41

And congratulations to Old Square Chambers, Ben Cooper and, hopefully, his wren.

I would love to see / have seen the Vulpicide's face when he learns / learned the news.

Result! Back of the net!

EmpressaurusKitty · Yesterday 07:12

Hurray for Ben Cooper!

FuzzyPuffling · Yesterday 07:15

JanesLittleGirl · 16/06/2026 22:35

Please may I have a Large Gold Watch? I don't need it. I have done nothing to earn it. I just fancy it.

This made me laugh. 😄⌚️

EdithStourton · Yesterday 07:41

Chersfrozenface · Yesterday 00:37

My scarf for the tournament. Still pristine as I managed to miss the Match du Déluge.

Ooh, I need one of those. Hanseatic League for the win!

DeanElderberry · Yesterday 08:11

Nine hours sleep! Thanks, gerbils (and antihistamine) (and an hour on the water watching the swallows skim over the surface).

I'm drinking my tea out of a mug with a picture of a clipper landing on water.

There was a funny interlude while we ate our meal in the new glass-walled dining room the hotel had added since I was there last. Slightly above the level of the car park, so good for people watching. An elderly man passed by and I suddenly realised it was a priest friend, and exclaimed, so we all discussed his forthcoming 60th anniversary of ordination celebration. Then over the next 20 minutes or so other priests walked or tottered out and got into their cars. Then a very doddery one with a couple of companions who helped him transfer from a wheelchair. I watched a vaguely familiar rather taller lanky 'young' man folding and stowing the chair in the car and wondered where I knew him from - then he unfolded himself and turned round, and it was our bishop. Obviously a lunch had happened.

And then there was the menu we were given when we arrived (limited but adequate, turkey or salmon, ice cream or apple tart), which included a little printed message. I don't know what they thought an 'over 60s bus trip' involved, but all the staff combined in offering us their sincere sympathy.

Much hilarity. And tbf, if we were a post-graveside funeral gathering we would probably have appreciated it.

Marie, if you ever are in a position to go to the museum, it's mostly very wheelchair friendly - the clipper would be had to get into, but everywhere else was accessible - there was even a lift to get you up to the rooftop viewing platform (excellent linkage to present-day war, with Aughinish aluminium plant only a mile away, a contrast to the beautiful green countryside sloping down to the wide estuary). Lots of space everywhere, all very clean and well kept.

PastaAllaNorma · Yesterday 09:41

Sounds utterly delicious, Rum!

Celebrations continue today - MrPasta has taken the day off and we're enjoying route to Bempton Cliffs to see the puffins who were hiding out at sea when went in April. Puffling, any messages I should pass on to your friends and relations on the Yorkshire coast?

I had a great big handful of sun-warmed strawberries for breakfast before we set off and am feeling full of the joys of a Yorkshire summer.

Have a wonderful time with your family, Chickadee! If you see any bluejays, blow them a kiss for me. Much as I love the birds of the UK, I do miss them and red winged blackbirds from my Ontario childhood.

FuzzyPuffling · Yesterday 09:54

PastaAllaNorma · Yesterday 09:41

Sounds utterly delicious, Rum!

Celebrations continue today - MrPasta has taken the day off and we're enjoying route to Bempton Cliffs to see the puffins who were hiding out at sea when went in April. Puffling, any messages I should pass on to your friends and relations on the Yorkshire coast?

I had a great big handful of sun-warmed strawberries for breakfast before we set off and am feeling full of the joys of a Yorkshire summer.

Have a wonderful time with your family, Chickadee! If you see any bluejays, blow them a kiss for me. Much as I love the birds of the UK, I do miss them and red winged blackbirds from my Ontario childhood.

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Please give them all a special SQUAWK and a wave from me. And hope the sand eel fishing is good.
Enjoy!

FuzzyPuffling · Yesterday 09:56

I'm envious of anyone who has sun today.
We're into our third day of very low cloud (aka wet fog) and it looks like it's persisting into next week. Gloomy.

PastaAllaNorma · Yesterday 10:02

FuzzyPuffling · Yesterday 09:56

I'm envious of anyone who has sun today.
We're into our third day of very low cloud (aka wet fog) and it looks like it's persisting into next week. Gloomy.

Oh poor thing! We booked today because it's 23⁰ and sunny on the cliffs. I'll take some photos so you can enjoy it vicariously

DeanElderberry · Yesterday 10:06

We had overcast but bright weather the last two days, which was perfect, no fear of getting burned or overheated or wet. Today there's sun, but I wouldn't be surprised if there is also rain.

EmpressaurusKitty · Yesterday 10:27

It was a bit drizzly here this morning but just about right now. For once I have nothing planned this weekend so I might go for a longish walk with my phone on airplane mode, so it can just act as a clock & camera.

MarieDeGournay · Yesterday 11:07

Chersfrozenface · Yesterday 00:37

My scarf for the tournament. Still pristine as I managed to miss the Match du Déluge.

Glad the Hansas are acquiring a fan following!
Their nickname - y'know, like Luton are 'The Hatters' and Ipswich are 'The Tractor Boys' - is 'The Shopkeepers'. Not even 'The Merchants', but the Shopkeepers, but they carry it with pride, and when opposing fans chant 'F*k off you Shopkeepers' they reply with mocking shouts of 'Shelfstackers!'

But football is so passé, mudsliding is the thing! 😄

MarieDeGournay · Yesterday 12:44

There's some dry weather here, possibly a whole day of it😮so an advance party of workmen here today to at least make a start on the work on the house.
More rain forecast here for Thurs and Fri, so after today I return to Major Disruption Limbo till next week at the earliest🙁

I'll be intermittent in the Bluey for a bit, it's great to know the gerbils will be ready with a nice strong cup of tea - or even a nice cup of strong tea😄- whenever I need it, which I suspect will be often..

L8r 🐊s
x

EmpressaurusKitty · Yesterday 12:49

Good luck @MarieDeGournay!

MyrtleLion · Yesterday 12:51

Our neighbours are moving a lot of their stuff to their new house on the Isle of Lewis. So we have a huge big enormous moving van in the car park/garages area behind the houses labelled SCOTTISH REMOVAL SERVICES Isle of Skye.

And we have a slightly less huge big enormous moving van on the main road outside, which doesn’t have its hazards on, even though it’s blocking a whole lane. This one is labelled Oxford, which is odd as we’re not near Oxford at all.

Fortunately we don’t need to drive the car today or tomorrow.

EmpressaurusKitty · Yesterday 12:52

And we have a slightly less huge big enormous moving van on the main road outside, which doesn’t have its hazards on, even though it’s blocking a whole lane. This one is labelled Oxford, which is odd as we’re not near Oxford at all.

I think you should mention that to Gosie.

MyrtleLion · Yesterday 13:08

OFFICIAL GERBIL WORLD CUP STANDINGS

Scotland.................17
Morocco.................12
Brazil..............….....11
Netherlands......…....9
Australia..........……..8
Haiti................……...6
Turkey..............….....5
Paraguay...........…...4

ADDITIONAL AWARDS

Most Impressive Slide...........…………………………………..Australia
Loudest Supporters..............…………………………………...Scotland
Best Flag Waving................…………………………………….Morocco
Most Confusing Tactical Innovation……………………………Brazil
Most Mud Acquired Per Player....……………………………...Netherlands
Most Likely To Support The Hanseatic League Anyway........Paraguay

Nobody can explain how the points are calculated.

Granite can.

Unfortunately the explanation requires three charts, a measuring tape and a seventeen-minute lecture about enthusiasm coefficients.

The Hanseatic League itself is currently ranked 11th despite not participating.

This is largely due to enthusiastic support from Bluestocking patrons, two letters to the tournament organisers and one exceptionally persuasive banner.

Most observers consider a top-ten finish entirely achievable.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/standings

The Gerbil World Cup at the Bluestocking!
SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · Yesterday 13:09

I adore the Unity, Nibbles and Glory banner, @MyrtleLion!

MyrtleLion · Yesterday 13:13

EmpressaurusKitty · Yesterday 12:52

And we have a slightly less huge big enormous moving van on the main road outside, which doesn’t have its hazards on, even though it’s blocking a whole lane. This one is labelled Oxford, which is odd as we’re not near Oxford at all.

I think you should mention that to Gosie.

She’s on the case…

EdithStourton · Yesterday 13:17

Oh Batshit...
She is standing whining in the kitchen doorway because she wants me to come and sit with her and give her a cuddle.

I think Brains is outside sunbathing despite the wind. Brains is sensible and ensured that she got her cuddles first thing, before I got tied up in the days activities.

I had a Zoom meeting this morning. It was extremely productive and 23 minutes long. I chalked that up as a win.

Now for the garden. Batshit will like that.

DauntlessDamson · Yesterday 14:25

Busy week, this week, with intermittent wi-fi. Just popped in to say Congratulations to Pasta and Mr Pasta on completing their mortgage. Wonderful feeling isn't it?

I've had a couple of days in the Yorkshire Dales, involving a bit of walking, a couple of galleries and museums, some train travel on the glorious Settle/Carlise line (only part way) and scones of gargantuan proportions. What more could you wish for?

Back home now and doing some cooking for the freezer to keep me going for a while. I've made a goulash and a chicken curry so far, which are handy when I need to dash in and out to volunteering or choir practise - summer concerts and events are looming!

DauntlessDamson · Yesterday 14:34

Also wanted to say thank you to @MyrtleLion for the Gerbil World Cup posts. I read the mud-bath one last night when I got home and couldn't stop laughing.

I've been pondering why I love the gerbils so much and I think it's because they throw themselves (literally) into everything they do with such enthusiasm and are undaunted by things going wrong, turning every potential disaster into a triumph requiring cheering and banners.

We should all be more gerbil! Grin

PastaAllaNorma · Yesterday 15:01

Sunshine across the meadow towards the sea for anyone who needs sunshine

The Gerbil World Cup at the Bluestocking!
Thehorticulturalhussie · Yesterday 15:03

I agree @DauntlessDamson, we should definitely be more gerbil or guinea pig or capybara.
@MyrtleLion I am thoroughly enjoying the World Cup (the real one, not the other one in the Americas) and wonder whether an Olympic Games might be held at the appropriate time?
That said, I would love to see the gerbils run a General Election. What could go wrong?

Chersfrozenface · Yesterday 15:09

There actually is a football club called Hansa - FC Hansa Rostock.

Its nicknames are Kogge or Hansa-Kogge meaning The Cog or The Hanseatic Cog - a cog being a type of medieval ship, which is shown on the club's badge.

The Gerbil World Cup at the Bluestocking!