Me, approaching the manager of a gym: Excuse me, I’d like to make a complaint. There’s a bear in the gent’s toilets.
The Manager: Oh my goodness. Did you see this bear?
Me: No, I didn’t actually see it, I’m just worried that it’s in there.
The Manager: Well, have you checked?
Me: No, I can’t check, I’m a woman, I can’t go in there.
The Manager: OK, so what is the basis of your concern exactly?
Me: That there’s a bear in there.
The Manager: Ok. So you’re worried that there might be a bear in this toilet that you don’t use?
Me: Yes. I’m concerned about protecting men.
The Manager: Has a man told you that there’s a bear in there?
Me: No, but I know they’re just scared to speak up, so I need to do it for them.
The Manager: Ok, so you haven’t seen a bear, no one’s told you there’s a bear, you can’t check if there’s a bear, but you’re complaining that there’s a bear?
Me: Yes.
The Manager: And just to be clear, you don’t use these facilities yourself, so you’re complaining about the bear on behalf of the people that do, even though they haven’t asked you to?
Me: Yes. And if you don’t take my complaint seriously I’ll take legal action.
The Manager: Ok, I’ll send someone to check.
5 minutes later
The Manager: Ok, there is no bear, and the men in there have asked you to
please stop hanging around the door and peering in looking for bears because it’s making them uncomfortable.
Me: I’m furious this wasn't taken seriously, I’d better go and tell Mensnet about this, I’m sure they will appreciate my efforts to protect them from bears