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Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.

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DeanElderberry · 12/04/2026 18:36

All females welcome for intelligent discourse and non-harmful comestibles.

Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.
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MarieDeGournay · 20/04/2026 18:59

Good idea to start the birthday celebrations early, Not .
You were bound to find out about the 🎂because gerbils are notoriously unable to keep secrets!Smile

MarieDeGournay · 20/04/2026 19:00

Sending love and support to Cake for whatever happens on FridayFlowers

Pasta, I'm so sorry about your Dad, what a terrible situation to be in. I hope he is as comfortable as possible. Lots of love and support to you tooFlowers

Hedgehogforshort · 20/04/2026 19:02

All the best pasta and cake much fortitude required, hope you have good support

ifIwerenotanandroid · 20/04/2026 19:03

Catching up with the rest of the thread:

I knew a skunk once. Everything people say about the smell is true, & then some.

I was thinking about the reversing ferret merch: how about a cap which, when you press the funny name thingy, goes 'beep beep beep' like a forklift reversing?

@NotAtMyAge How's this for today's tea? There was some discussion about the banner when it arrived, but the gerbils have decided to go with it, on the grounds that it ISN'T your actual birthday yet.

Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.
WearyAuldWumman · 20/04/2026 19:07

SionnachRuadh · 20/04/2026 18:11

What puzzled me about Casino Royale was not that they shot the casino scenes in Eastern Europe and not France - that's understandable for budget reasons - but they shot in the Czech Republic but then stated they were in Montenegro. Nothing in the fillum looks like it's in Montenegro - probably not many people know what Montenegro looks like or where it is, but then why make it the setting?

The actual casino was in Montenegro, I recall. (That was according to our Saga tour guide when we holidayed there.)

NotAtMyAge · 20/04/2026 19:13

Oh, that's adorable, Android! I particularly love the gerbil scale tea trolley. My darling MIL (who died 5 years ago today) would have appreciated that. Her much-used tea trolley is now in our kitchen. I can quite see why there was a little discussion about the banner wording... 😉🤗

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 20/04/2026 19:14

I’m sorry the news about your dad isn’t good, @PastaAllaNorma - fingers crossed the operation works out well.

We have just got back from our weekend with the grandchildren - the eldest went into nursery this morning declaring she was Robodog. They are possibly the cutest girls in the world - not that I am at all biased, of course.

Hedgehogforshort · 20/04/2026 19:17

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 20/04/2026 19:14

I’m sorry the news about your dad isn’t good, @PastaAllaNorma - fingers crossed the operation works out well.

We have just got back from our weekend with the grandchildren - the eldest went into nursery this morning declaring she was Robodog. They are possibly the cutest girls in the world - not that I am at all biased, of course.

Of course they are

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 20/04/2026 19:17

Good idea to have a week of celebrations for your significant birthday, @NotAtMyAge Work yourself up gradually to the actual day. Enjoy!🎂

Chickadeeinme · 20/04/2026 19:20

Thinking about you and your dad @PastaAllaNorma

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 20/04/2026 19:22

Funnily enough, the first thing I noticed about the tea party scene was the miniature tea trolley and I immediately thought 'Is it on the trolley?'

10 years today since Victoria Wood died, far too young. Although I loved her comedy, she also wrote some excellent drama, including Housewife 49 and Eric and Ernie. Who knows what direction she would have gone in next.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 20/04/2026 19:24

NotAtMyAge · 20/04/2026 19:13

Oh, that's adorable, Android! I particularly love the gerbil scale tea trolley. My darling MIL (who died 5 years ago today) would have appreciated that. Her much-used tea trolley is now in our kitchen. I can quite see why there was a little discussion about the banner wording... 😉🤗

Their work done, the gerbils are toasting the memory of your DMIL. They too are very fond of a good tea trolley, & have them in many different sizes & materials.

Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.
NotAtMyAge · 20/04/2026 19:33

ifIwerenotanandroid · 20/04/2026 19:24

Their work done, the gerbils are toasting the memory of your DMIL. They too are very fond of a good tea trolley, & have them in many different sizes & materials.

DMIL would have strongly approved of being toasted with tea in proper tea china cups. 😊

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 20/04/2026 19:43

I'm definitely with your DMIL @NotAtMyAge I can drink coffee from any type of mug, but tea is only served in bone china!

ErrolTheDragon · 20/04/2026 20:07

Just catching up after a day mostly on trains to get home. Quite relaxing vs flying.

Flowers For cake and pasta.

ErrolTheDragon · 20/04/2026 20:10

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 20/04/2026 15:47

I can't recall ever meeting a ferret, although I've been following in admiration their manoeuvrability in reverse, on other threads. I wondered about Edith's insistence on remaining downwind of them and after a little research, discovered that they are related to skunks, both being part of the Mustelidae family.

Every day is a school day in the Bluestocking.

I’m pretty sure Edith and the rest of us want to stay upwind of the ferrets not downwind!

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 20/04/2026 20:14

ErrolTheDragon · 20/04/2026 20:10

I’m pretty sure Edith and the rest of us want to stay upwind of the ferrets not downwind!

Ooops! Grin

MyrtleLion · 20/04/2026 20:16

Gosie slipped away and headed north to Scotland this afternoon.

Not Cumbria. Too obvious. Too many people who notice things.

Northumberland, though—that has the right sort of quiet.

She’s taken a small stone cottage just off a back road somewhere between Alnwick and Rothbury. The sort of place that doesn’t advertise, doesn’t ask questions, and has a key left exactly where it was agreed it would be. There’s a low fire going, a kettle that behaves itself, and a table just large enough for a sketchbook, a map, and one neatly wrapped parcel.

She’s not alone, but equally she’s not exactly with someone. A second cup has been used. A second chair has been pulled out, then pushed back in again. That tells its own story.

If there is a gerbil counterpart—friend, co-conspirator, something more—they operate on the same principles: arrive separately, leave separately, overlap just enough to get things done. No names, no fuss, no trace beyond a slightly better-organised room and the faint sense that something precise has been completed.

By morning, she’ll be gone. The cottage will look untouched. And the road north will be just a little more travelled than it was the night before.

Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.
Magpiecomplex · 20/04/2026 20:37

Looking at those glasses, I think Gosie's friend has three eyes. Bit niche...

FuzzyPuffling · 20/04/2026 20:39

I can't keep up with you all.
< Goes back to burrow>.

AuntieMsDamsonCrumble · 20/04/2026 20:39

I want to stay in that cottage. Smile

AngleofRepose · 20/04/2026 20:46

Is that a cat near the fire? Is there someone in the car?

AngleofRepose · 20/04/2026 20:47

I know this has been asked before: is it Gosie or "Josie"?

Hedgehogforshort · 20/04/2026 20:50

@FuzzyPuffling <chucks puffling food down burrow> hungry from some Wild life programme.

Magpiecomplex · 20/04/2026 21:06

Important public service announcement.

Tomorrow (April 21st) is National Bunion Day in the UK. Please make sure you celebrate responsibly.

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