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The Bluestocking women's Pub- spring is sprunging and MN's name generator can do one!

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lcakethereforeIam · 20/03/2026 12:24

Welcome to the Bluestocking women's pub. Men are directed to the Staunch Ally just down the road. Otherwise all are welcome. Pull up a chair, give your order to the Wait Gerbil or the Gerbil behind the bar.

Don't forget to name change if you wish to.

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knittedsloth · 25/03/2026 19:10

Magpiecomplex · 25/03/2026 19:06

Make sure the Sleep Gerbils don't kick in until after I've had my hot chocolate! Electric blanket sounds like a good idea, although do we have a Hot Flush Gerbil to switch the electric blanket to cooling mode occasionally?

The hot flush gerbil is a good idea - the only trouble is if the hot flush gerbil happens to be having a hot flush herself, and turns the electric blanket down when you need it up.

Magpiecomplex · 25/03/2026 19:10

knittedsloth · 25/03/2026 19:06

I'd have thought a little judicious wafting would do. You could probably borrow one of Magpie's cushions for that

Edited

I'm happy to lend a cushion to Boily. Gentle wafting only, though. I don't want a stunned gerbil landing in my hot chocolate.

Boiledbeetle · 25/03/2026 19:14

Magpiecomplex · 25/03/2026 19:10

I'm happy to lend a cushion to Boily. Gentle wafting only, though. I don't want a stunned gerbil landing in my hot chocolate.

Oopsie!

The Bluestocking  women's Pub- spring is sprunging and MN's name generator can do one!
Magpiecomplex · 25/03/2026 19:16

Waiter, there's a fly(ing gerbil) in my drink!

Boiledbeetle · 25/03/2026 19:17

Magpiecomplex · 25/03/2026 19:16

Waiter, there's a fly(ing gerbil) in my drink!

😂

It's it just me or is that sleep gerbil currently contemplating her career choice?

The Bluestocking  women's Pub- spring is sprunging and MN's name generator can do one!
knittedsloth · 25/03/2026 19:17

Boiledbeetle · 25/03/2026 18:31

Has Gosie met any nice Gastons, Gerards or Guillaumes yet?

Is there something you want to tell us about where you've been for the last couple of days, Boily?

The Bluestocking  women's Pub- spring is sprunging and MN's name generator can do one!
knittedsloth · 25/03/2026 19:19

Boiledbeetle · 25/03/2026 19:14

Oopsie!

😳 Grin

knittedsloth · 25/03/2026 19:20

Boiledbeetle · 25/03/2026 19:17

😂

It's it just me or is that sleep gerbil currently contemplating her career choice?

It's too late for that! Being a sleep gerbil is a calling rather than a career. It's her own fault for flying too near to a mischievous Beetle

Boiledbeetle · 25/03/2026 19:22

knittedsloth · 25/03/2026 19:17

Is there something you want to tell us about where you've been for the last couple of days, Boily?

Are you insinuating that I couldn't stop worrying about Gosie all on her own out in the big wide world so followed her from the pub all the way to France without her knowing?

As if.

The Bluestocking  women's Pub- spring is sprunging and MN's name generator can do one!
knittedsloth · 25/03/2026 19:23

Boiledbeetle · 25/03/2026 19:22

Are you insinuating that I couldn't stop worrying about Gosie all on her own out in the big wide world so followed her from the pub all the way to France without her knowing?

As if.

❤️

Boiledbeetle · 25/03/2026 19:24

knittedsloth · 25/03/2026 19:17

Is there something you want to tell us about where you've been for the last couple of days, Boily?

They look very enamoured with her don't they?

knittedsloth · 25/03/2026 19:26

Boiledbeetle · 25/03/2026 19:24

They look very enamoured with her don't they?

It's the insouciance! She doesn't give a fig!

Ahhh youth, young gerbils, so carefree and foolish.

Magpiecomplex · 25/03/2026 19:29

I don't want to make a fuss, but am I going to get a fresh hot chocolate, sans gerbil garnish? Although if your parents are silly enough to name you Garnish, what do you expect...

Boiledbeetle · 25/03/2026 19:33

Magpiecomplex · 25/03/2026 19:29

I don't want to make a fuss, but am I going to get a fresh hot chocolate, sans gerbil garnish? Although if your parents are silly enough to name you Garnish, what do you expect...

She's just glad she wasn't born to Gonorrhea's mother!

MyrtleLion · 25/03/2026 19:34

Boiledbeetle · 25/03/2026 18:31

Has Gosie met any nice Gastons, Gerards or Guillaumes yet?

Not yet. Gosie is currently in what can only be described as her “serious artist, no distractions” phase.

There is one intensely quiet sculptor called Stéphane Alexandre who hasn’t spoken since Tuesday, and someone everyone refers to as Sacha-Augustin, whether that’s his name or not.

There is also someone called Giselle who has Opinions about form.

Also existing in the general vicinity is Stéphane Antoine. Inevitably. He is leaning on a doorframe and smoking in a way that suggests backstory, arriving just late enough to be noticed.

Gosie has clocked them all. Including Boiledbeetle.
She has not engaged.

But give it 48 hours and a second bottle of something local...

The Bluestocking  women's Pub- spring is sprunging and MN's name generator can do one!
Magpiecomplex · 25/03/2026 19:46

Boiledbeetle · 25/03/2026 19:33

She's just glad she wasn't born to Gonorrhea's mother!

Or the mothers of Glaucoma or Gangrene. Poor Gangrene...

EdithStourton · 25/03/2026 20:01

PastaAllaNorma · 25/03/2026 16:51

I now need to buy an oven, when December was a new microwave, October was a new tumble dryer, last June was a new washing machine, and we're waiting for the scaffolders to come so the flat roof can be replaced. Everything is wearing out.

Buying a fancy power chair is feeling a bit mad, financially.

If it is any consolation, we've had to buy a new dishwasher, a new fridge, and a new car in the past year. We've had another large car-related bill, and had to get the plumber in to replace the shower pump. And then we got a blocked drain and had to summon Dyno-Rod.

The Stourton bank balance is looking a bit sorry for itself.

On the plus side, I very much enjoyed the sleep gerbil in the hot chocolate. The laugh emoji is much missed. And I'm delighted that Gosie is having a good time, and see that she has taken rather a shine to Margaux. More of a shine to Margaux, in fact, than to Gilbert, Gaston and Gaël.

Like many of you, we had interestingly changeable weather today. The only thing that didn't change was the wind, which blew at whatever level of the Beaufort Scale = daffodil-flattening all day. It was doing it at 7.45a.m. when I nipped out to pick some of the flattened daffodils, and still doing it at 5p.m. when I got back from walking B&B and thought I should probably pick some more, because we won't be able to see them otherwise (but I haven't yet). We definitely had rain and hail, and at one point I glanced out and thought I saw actual snow flurrying down, but I might have been mistaken. And we have had scudding clouds and sun.

The frenetic pace of the tractoring in local fields appears to be slowing. The hawthorn is putting out leaves, I'm seeing daisies and dandelions, and the blackthorn building up towards full bloom.

NotAtMyAge · 25/03/2026 20:29

Boiledbeetle · 25/03/2026 19:17

😂

It's it just me or is that sleep gerbil currently contemplating her career choice?

😂

Britinme · 25/03/2026 20:58

I hear all Stockingers on the budgetary issues. We have been living with a non-existent front porch for six years now, waiting for DH (architect) to create the design and for the city to change its setback requirements to allow one the size he wants. At the moment we have one entry and exit to this house, i.e. the side door, plus a couple of bits of plywood perched across a couple of cantilevered joists sticking out by the front door. Technically we could get in and out of it if you don't mind a three foot drop and no steps. Finally the setbacks are OK and the design is done - just waiting to hear back from the city for approval and a building permit, which may take a while. But now we have to fork out $$$ to actually build the thing.

Hedgehogforshort · 25/03/2026 21:07

Coming back in after another day of painting. Sun room done, kitchen done, lounge and dining room done.

Stood at the bottom of the stairs contemplating how i can reach the vast heights of the walls up the stairs.

i can lean over the bannister at some points but there are many unreachable areas.

no idea tbh.

EdithStourton · 25/03/2026 21:12

Hedgey, stairwells are a pain.
I am contemplating ours...

After the year's expenses, I don't feel inclined to shell out on a painter and decorator.

MarieDeGournay · 25/03/2026 21:14

Hedgehogforshort · 25/03/2026 21:07

Coming back in after another day of painting. Sun room done, kitchen done, lounge and dining room done.

Stood at the bottom of the stairs contemplating how i can reach the vast heights of the walls up the stairs.

i can lean over the bannister at some points but there are many unreachable areas.

no idea tbh.

An extending pole, available from amazon, and comes with a tiny leprechaun in dungarees, it seems😁

The Bluestocking  women's Pub- spring is sprunging and MN's name generator can do one!
Hedgehogforshort · 25/03/2026 21:15

EdithStourton · 25/03/2026 21:12

Hedgey, stairwells are a pain.
I am contemplating ours...

After the year's expenses, I don't feel inclined to shell out on a painter and decorator.

I did get a decorated in the past for this job but that was at another house years ago

Boiledbeetle · 25/03/2026 21:25

@Hedgehogforshort Stair ladders and a long pole

The Bluestocking  women's Pub- spring is sprunging and MN's name generator can do one!
Magpiecomplex · 25/03/2026 21:32

MarieDeGournay · 25/03/2026 21:14

An extending pole, available from amazon, and comes with a tiny leprechaun in dungarees, it seems😁

Worth buying just for the leprechaun.

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