Opening soon in a salubrious location.
And thanks to the miraculous qualities, although we will indeed have
One-steps and two-steps and the divil knows what new steps
We know that we never would be dull again, bedad
We'll have wine, porter and lemonade.
We'll have cocktails and cocoa and all
We'll have champagnes tonight
But NO real pains next morning
Tonight when we dance at the Bluestocking Ball
slight apologies to Frank Harte