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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Holly Valance - new take on Kiss Kiss 💋

66 replies

DangerQuakeRhinoSnake · 27/01/2026 10:29

Kiss Kiss (XX) My Arse.

The ex Neighbours star has recorded a revised version of her 2002 no 1 hit, openly mocking transwomen and other woke concepts.

Currently no 1 in the Australian charts apparently, available on Apple Music and Spotify.

Looks like the Aussies have had enough (and still have a sense of humour!)

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DangerQuakeRhinoSnake · 28/01/2026 11:51

Thanks @Appalonia that's worth watching. She seems very normal and down to earth. I wish she wasn't posing with a huge gun on her Twitter profile 😕

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Ereshkigalangcleg · 28/01/2026 12:04

Helleofabore · 28/01/2026 09:03

Personally, I don’t think people will be responding generally to it because it is Pauline Hanson as such. I think people will respond to it because it is taking the piss out of the omnicause type of people, but also obviously focused on it from a gender identity over reach.

So, it will be seen as a ‘sticking it to the ‘woke’ ‘ song more than anything. Some people might remember in 5 years the Pauline Hansen connection.

It is ‘anti-woke’ which will always get some traction. I’d be surprised if the top of the charts will be more than a short time of people around the world watching it just to see it for themselves versus watching it and aligning with it.

I expect people will find much to identify with in the music video. It very successfully captures how many people feel about being told they must treat a male person as if they are the woman they say they are for a start. There will also be other issues there that people will appreciate being highlighted. Such as the significant over reach of the federal and state governments’ hate speech laws which covers off the situation of Kirrily Smith being fined for what she said about the footballers.

Ultimately, it looks to be a music clip to go with Hansen’s animated ‘A super progressive movie.’ Politically, her release has been well timed to capitalise on the usual discussion about Australia Day celebrations. And of course, the fall out from the Coalition of the Liberal Party and the National Party divide over the hate speech bill. I see it as her version of Trump’s ‘they/them’ ad.

There are, of course, similarities with the rise in popularity of Reform and One Nation. It is being driven by the same trend as we have seen in Europe. These parties seek to find out what the issues people want addressed are and leverage those. They used to be merely disruptor parties. But they that is not the case any more.

While Pauline Hanson undoubtedly sees the issues around gender identity and particularly the impact on women and girls and the medicalisation of children as many of us do, she also found it politically useful. Like Trump did.

Will this clip change the future for women and girls for the better? I cannot see it doing that. I doubt the music clip and the movie are aimed at convincing people who don’t know about the topics. In the current political environment in Australia, I see this clip as confirming in too many people’s minds that fighting the negative impact of gender identity is a right wing issue.

It is aimed at pulling together those who are reacting to the trend of the Australian governments’ (state and federal) introducing legislation around speech and censoring social media etc, the political climate leading up to and since the Bondi shootings, what is seen to be DEI over reach, and a slew of other issues. If Pauline Hansen can pull together those groups to vote for One Nation, she might keep them on side.

I don’t think Pauline Hansen has helped women with this clip at all. But she has lifted her profile at a time when she is apparently polling very well.

Edited

Thanks for this analysis Helle, very interesting.

BareBelliedSneetch · 28/01/2026 12:15

The song also seem seems to be attacking homosexuality, obesity and Jews. (Though it’s very quic and hard to pick out all the lyrics - there was definitely something about from the river to the sea, but I couldn’t tell which side of the argument it was on!)

Greyskybluesky · 28/01/2026 12:22

You will respect my pronouns!
Not all ladies have ovaries, some... have a penis

They say that I'm a he but I'm a she
Cos I gotta V and not a D
And I don't care what people say
I'll never be a him, or them or they

Cos I'm a real Biological Woman
A real Biological Woman
Cos you know I'm hot, I'm the original THOT
I was born this way, it's in my DNA
I'm a real Biological Woman

My baby has no gender
I hope it offends ya
Don't choke on ya woke
Joke!

White guilt is embedded in my genes
Got flags in my bio, take the knee
Fave song - From the River to the Sea
No job, but I bleed LGBT (Q+ ya bigot!)

Cos I'm a real Diabolical Lefty
A real Diabolical Lefty
Ideology, feeding hate in me
I'll intimidate, I'll indoctrinate
I'm a real Diabolical Lefty
A real Diabolical Lefty

Check your bias at the door, Greta T!
We identify as Zem, Zir & Zi
More rotations than a windy turby-B
Obese, with body positivity (Ya fat )

I love Cancel culture, virtue signally vulture
You can only be my mate if you can menstruate
I'm so far left, that you look far right
If you're pale, stale and male, get out of my sight

We've got 2 Dad's on every TV ad
No one wants a hetero, cos they're contraband
Welcome to Country - it's not your land!
(Well whose is it then?)
It's ya wife's boyfriend

All this privilege is yanking on my chain
While common sense it going down the drain
Doing hard time for my hate speech
You can shove all your opinions and beliefs

Cos I'm a real Pathological Snowflake
A real Pathological Snowflake
Trying to run the world, but we don't multiply
So stand aside, cos we're the DEI
I'm a real Pathological Snowflake

Trigger Alert! Trigger Alert!

A real Biological Woman
A real Diabolical Lefty
A real Pathological Snowflake
A real Biological Woman

mumofoneAloneandwell · 28/01/2026 12:24
Tyra Banks Wtf GIF

Me, judging you

Helleofabore · 28/01/2026 12:56

BareBelliedSneetch · 28/01/2026 12:15

The song also seem seems to be attacking homosexuality, obesity and Jews. (Though it’s very quic and hard to pick out all the lyrics - there was definitely something about from the river to the sea, but I couldn’t tell which side of the argument it was on!)

It was attacking the concept of 'omnicause'.

It was pointing out just how many people who support extreme transgender activism also have been pro-Palestine and will use that phrase, river to the sea and wear Keffiyehs.

As an example, I noticed yesterday one of the men who are calling for changes to the decision panel for the Sydney Mardi Gras was wearing not only a Keffiyeh, but also I think a T-shirt about black deaths in custody with a trans blue pink and white flag behind him. Note: I am not making any comment on whether or not those are worthy causes or not, but pointing out that in a video purely about whether the Mardi Gras decision makers should be centring trans people on every float, that was what the man wore.

And I also think that the point raised was that some letters in the LGBTQ+ grouping have taken dominance over the others in the song. I don't know direction what this new video Pauline Hansen has been involved in takes.

DangerQuakeRhinoSnake · 28/01/2026 13:41

Helleofabore · 28/01/2026 09:03

Personally, I don’t think people will be responding generally to it because it is Pauline Hanson as such. I think people will respond to it because it is taking the piss out of the omnicause type of people, but also obviously focused on it from a gender identity over reach.

So, it will be seen as a ‘sticking it to the ‘woke’ ‘ song more than anything. Some people might remember in 5 years the Pauline Hansen connection.

It is ‘anti-woke’ which will always get some traction. I’d be surprised if the top of the charts will be more than a short time of people around the world watching it just to see it for themselves versus watching it and aligning with it.

I expect people will find much to identify with in the music video. It very successfully captures how many people feel about being told they must treat a male person as if they are the woman they say they are for a start. There will also be other issues there that people will appreciate being highlighted. Such as the significant over reach of the federal and state governments’ hate speech laws which covers off the situation of Kirrily Smith being fined for what she said about the footballers.

Ultimately, it looks to be a music clip to go with Hansen’s animated ‘A super progressive movie.’ Politically, her release has been well timed to capitalise on the usual discussion about Australia Day celebrations. And of course, the fall out from the Coalition of the Liberal Party and the National Party divide over the hate speech bill. I see it as her version of Trump’s ‘they/them’ ad.

There are, of course, similarities with the rise in popularity of Reform and One Nation. It is being driven by the same trend as we have seen in Europe. These parties seek to find out what the issues people want addressed are and leverage those. They used to be merely disruptor parties. But they that is not the case any more.

While Pauline Hanson undoubtedly sees the issues around gender identity and particularly the impact on women and girls and the medicalisation of children as many of us do, she also found it politically useful. Like Trump did.

Will this clip change the future for women and girls for the better? I cannot see it doing that. I doubt the music clip and the movie are aimed at convincing people who don’t know about the topics. In the current political environment in Australia, I see this clip as confirming in too many people’s minds that fighting the negative impact of gender identity is a right wing issue.

It is aimed at pulling together those who are reacting to the trend of the Australian governments’ (state and federal) introducing legislation around speech and censoring social media etc, the political climate leading up to and since the Bondi shootings, what is seen to be DEI over reach, and a slew of other issues. If Pauline Hansen can pull together those groups to vote for One Nation, she might keep them on side.

I don’t think Pauline Hansen has helped women with this clip at all. But she has lifted her profile at a time when she is apparently polling very well.

Edited

Sorry I missed this. Great analysis thank you!

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Helleofabore · 28/01/2026 13:42

Helleofabore · 28/01/2026 12:56

It was attacking the concept of 'omnicause'.

It was pointing out just how many people who support extreme transgender activism also have been pro-Palestine and will use that phrase, river to the sea and wear Keffiyehs.

As an example, I noticed yesterday one of the men who are calling for changes to the decision panel for the Sydney Mardi Gras was wearing not only a Keffiyeh, but also I think a T-shirt about black deaths in custody with a trans blue pink and white flag behind him. Note: I am not making any comment on whether or not those are worthy causes or not, but pointing out that in a video purely about whether the Mardi Gras decision makers should be centring trans people on every float, that was what the man wore.

And I also think that the point raised was that some letters in the LGBTQ+ grouping have taken dominance over the others in the song. I don't know direction what this new video Pauline Hansen has been involved in takes.

here is the link to the video of the man I am referring to.

https://x.com/Gaynotqueer1/status/2016089045831713234?s=20

Hopefully the thumbnail shows.

Gay Not Queer (@Gaynotqueer1) on X

Straight man insists that there are no gay people without straight men. (File under: yet another man trying to tear Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras Sydney down)

https://x.com/Gaynotqueer1/status/2016089045831713234?s=20

DangerQuakeRhinoSnake · 28/01/2026 13:44

Greyskybluesky · 28/01/2026 12:22

You will respect my pronouns!
Not all ladies have ovaries, some... have a penis

They say that I'm a he but I'm a she
Cos I gotta V and not a D
And I don't care what people say
I'll never be a him, or them or they

Cos I'm a real Biological Woman
A real Biological Woman
Cos you know I'm hot, I'm the original THOT
I was born this way, it's in my DNA
I'm a real Biological Woman

My baby has no gender
I hope it offends ya
Don't choke on ya woke
Joke!

White guilt is embedded in my genes
Got flags in my bio, take the knee
Fave song - From the River to the Sea
No job, but I bleed LGBT (Q+ ya bigot!)

Cos I'm a real Diabolical Lefty
A real Diabolical Lefty
Ideology, feeding hate in me
I'll intimidate, I'll indoctrinate
I'm a real Diabolical Lefty
A real Diabolical Lefty

Check your bias at the door, Greta T!
We identify as Zem, Zir & Zi
More rotations than a windy turby-B
Obese, with body positivity (Ya fat )

I love Cancel culture, virtue signally vulture
You can only be my mate if you can menstruate
I'm so far left, that you look far right
If you're pale, stale and male, get out of my sight

We've got 2 Dad's on every TV ad
No one wants a hetero, cos they're contraband
Welcome to Country - it's not your land!
(Well whose is it then?)
It's ya wife's boyfriend

All this privilege is yanking on my chain
While common sense it going down the drain
Doing hard time for my hate speech
You can shove all your opinions and beliefs

Cos I'm a real Pathological Snowflake
A real Pathological Snowflake
Trying to run the world, but we don't multiply
So stand aside, cos we're the DEI
I'm a real Pathological Snowflake

Trigger Alert! Trigger Alert!

A real Biological Woman
A real Diabolical Lefty
A real Pathological Snowflake
A real Biological Woman

Thank you!

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DangerQuakeRhinoSnake · 28/01/2026 13:46

Helleofabore · 28/01/2026 13:42

here is the link to the video of the man I am referring to.

https://x.com/Gaynotqueer1/status/2016089045831713234?s=20

Hopefully the thumbnail shows.

Fascinating.

And if someone did not agree with any one of those various causes, you cannot be his friend.

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Helleofabore · 28/01/2026 13:51

I think what I found very discordant with the song is that it frames people who are concerned about these things, valid concerns that should be considered by us all, as 'lefties' and to be mocked. Maybe they think the use of 'diabolical' is separating the characterisation of it being 'all the people who are on the political left'. But I don't think that works.

So, to me, I think they are making the political statement about it being a polarised political divide. I think that is why I have a strong negative reaction to it.

Helleofabore · 28/01/2026 13:51

DangerQuakeRhinoSnake · 28/01/2026 13:46

Fascinating.

And if someone did not agree with any one of those various causes, you cannot be his friend.

That could be quite likely.

silverwrath · 28/01/2026 14:38

BalladOfBarryAndFreda · 27/01/2026 11:33

I am GC. I am horrified by what every party is doing to the rights of women and girls but anyone voting for Reform on this single issue and thinking that will improve the lives of women and girls is on a hiding to nothing.

They want to dismantle maternity rights. They have actively voted against strengthening anti-up-skirting legislation. They voted against strengthening laws to protect children online. They do not give two shits about women and girls (or boys) safety or wellbeing. We are just convenient political pawns in the game. Same as it ever was.

While I'm GC I'm definitely with you on this. Nothing could make me swing to the right. I'm a Socialist to my bones.

Gretel346 · 29/01/2026 01:10

DangerQuakeRhinoSnake · 27/01/2026 10:29

Kiss Kiss (XX) My Arse.

The ex Neighbours star has recorded a revised version of her 2002 no 1 hit, openly mocking transwomen and other woke concepts.

Currently no 1 in the Australian charts apparently, available on Apple Music and Spotify.

Looks like the Aussies have had enough (and still have a sense of humour!)

"Holly Valance and British billionaire property developer Nick Candy separated in June 2025 after 13 years of marriage. The couple, who married in 2012 and have two daughters, cited the difficulties of balancing family life, public commitments, and work. Reports suggest a potentially messy divorce regarding their shared fortune, despite a prenuptial agreement. "

Hmmm, seems the money tap has been turned off so time for new reliable 'opportunities'.

DangerQuakeRhinoSnake · 30/01/2026 06:21

Apparently, despite it being no 1, Apple removed the song from their platform (not sure how that affects people who'd already bought it via Apple).

There was then such a public backlash that it's now been reinstated.

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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Bedheadbeachbum · 31/01/2026 20:02

Well, it's safe to say there won't be any future Pride bookings on HVs calendar!

Interested to know who her high profile TV/Music friends are who agree?

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