Tunnocks delivery!

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I saw this on Facebook and thought of all the amazing women on here, especially @BoiledBeetleand all the poetry. Looks like a nod to JKR too with the Harry Potter Hogwarts Express imagery. May your Christmas be full of joy and Tunnocks 🎄

Full link:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1D8gNhxxpd/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Rudolph the red nosed quokka(?)

Cute. I heard they tried lemmings first but kept losing their Tunnocks.

Aw, that's so sweet, and very much in keeping with the shameless anthropomorphism carried on in our own, our very own Bluestocking Pub, which gets its Tunnocks by the lorry-load, as you can see. It's part of the funding we get from the American Right to be gender critical 😁

The Bluestocking has a Pedantry Corner, and I won't be able to hold my head up high there if I fail to admit that attributing the characteristics of reindeer to quokka is not actually 'anthropomorphism'..

I'm not on Facebook, but I did find this Christmas pudding recipe

https://www.foodiequine.co.uk/2015/11/tunnock-teacake-christmas-puddings.html

I don't think that photograph is real, because the Harry Potter Hogwarts Express train only runs from April to October.

Are you forgetting the bonus delivery of Tunnocks for the Christmas parties?

Oh yes! That's why it's not true @TwoLeftSocksWithHoles
You are soooo right even if your socks are left.

Now I'm all confused. Is that why they need the quokka? Because the express is shut?

Good point! I was worried I'd been fooled by a deep fake👀. Phew!

Of course it's real. How would the Hogwarts children get back home for Christmas if the train didn't run in December?

(It's not however the Hogwarts Express. Wrong engine)

Also, PrecariousTunnocks would be a good username I think. Wonder if it's been used.

Loving this

The Facebook post shows a certain familiarity with The Bluestocking, I hope it isn't 'outing'.

Quokka?? Come on, they're clearly Haggis. Scotland, and all that

The Great Haggis Test Flight!

Came here to express concern that Haggis were not being given their full delivery role dues.

Stayed for the tunnocks, obvs.

No, they don't have the crucial leg length difference that enables haggis to run around mountain tops without overbalancing.

They're the Flying subspecies that have evolved without the leg length differential

Ah, thank you. If they can fly they don't need the leg length difference.

Not a quokka. I follow the FB account, so know these cute deliverers are wee haggis.

I’m not on fb, it’s one that needs a login.
thanks for sharing here though!

They look suspiciously quokka like, which might lead to confusion on the haggis/quokka nightclub scene. Nevertheless, in these times we are supposed to accept they are who they say they are, so if they identify as haggis.....

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats wins the title of Best Mock-Pedantic Response - a difficult choice, you have all been so funny with your responses, but pointing out that the most obvious thing wrong with the photo is that it is the Wrong Engine is delightful🏆

You're right of course, everyone knows the Hogwarts express is pulled by a Hall class 4-6-0. and the one in the photo looks more like a Mogul class 2-6-0😄

Is the sleigh self-driving, or is the driver exceptionally short?

Or perhaps one of the tunnocks is driving.

The quokkas know what they're doing, they don't need a driver. They have an innate awareness of where Tunnocks are most urgently needed. Like homing pigeons, only they are not pigeons and they are not homing😄