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The Bluestocking: Next stop, Christmas!

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 10/12/2025 13:40

Join us as we open our slightly wonky advent calendar. 🌲

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The Bluestocking: Next stop, Christmas!
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ifIwerenotanandroid · 24/12/2025 20:33

Merry Christmas to everyone at the Bluestocking. Thank you all for being here & being you. Wherever you actually are, & whatever you do tomorrow, may it be a peaceful & happy day. 💙🌲

A Ukrainian carol:
https://x.com/FacciniMyriam/status/2003480201788002802

Myriam F. 🇫🇷🇪🇺 (@FacciniMyriam) on X

This is the cutest and most touching video I've seen today. "Shchedryk" by Julia, age 4. Ukraine was, is and will be forever 🇺🇦✊️

https://x.com/FacciniMyriam/status/2003480201788002802

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ErrolTheDragon · 24/12/2025 20:47

DH has brought DD home, I made a big pot of pepper, tomato and lentil soup earlier and bread, which together with some of the cheese hit the spot dinner-wise.

I gather from something I heard on the radio that various churches have sensibly decided that ‘midnight’ should be at 9pm as that then synchronises with Bethelehem.

Peace and joy to all.

DeanElderberry · 24/12/2025 21:24

Peace and Joy.

Mass ended with the children from the primary school gathering round the crib to sing 'Happy Birthday, Dear Baby Jesus' followed by the ritual sharing of chocolates.

Then all the older adults snitched straws from the crib to put in our own homes and in our wallets to ensure that we won't run out of money all year. The sacristan was looking on with some anxiety lest we strip it completely.

Boiledbeetle · 24/12/2025 22:07

Maud has just nipped round to Knotty and Pistey's house!

I'm not sure if she's nicking "The Maud" or just checking it is in the best location for maximum viewing on the tree!

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MarieDeGournay · 24/12/2025 22:12

John Betjeman's Christmas poem:

Christmas

The bells of waiting Advent ring,
The Tortoise stove is lit again
And lamp-oil light across the night
Has caught the streaks of winter rain
In many a stained-glass window sheen
From Crimson Lake to Hookers Green.

The holly in the windy hedge
And round the Manor House the yew
Will soon be stripped to deck the ledge,
The altar, font and arch and pew,
So that the villagers can say
"The church looks nice" on Christmas Day.

Provincial Public Houses blaze
And Corporation tramcars clang,
On lighted tenements I gaze
Where paper decorations hang,
And bunting in the red Town Hall
Says "Merry Christmas to you all."

And London shops on Christmas Eve
Are strung with silver bells and flowers
As hurrying clerks the City leave
To pigeon-haunted classic towers,
And marbled clouds go scudding by
The many-steepled London sky.

And girls in slacks remember Dad,
And oafish louts remember Mum,
And sleepless children's hearts are glad.
And Christmas-morning bells say "Come!'"
Even to shining ones who dwell
Safe in the Dorchester Hotel.

And is it true? And is it true,
This most tremendous tale of all,
Seen in a stained-glass window's hue,
A Baby in an ox's stall?
The Maker of the stars and sea
Become a Child on earth for me ?

And is it true? For if it is,
No loving fingers tying strings
Around those tissued fripperies,
The sweet and silly Christmas things,
Bath salts and inexpensive scent
And hideous tie so kindly meant,

No love that in a family dwells,
No carolling in frosty air,
Nor all the steeple-shaking bells
Can with this single Truth compare –
That God was man in Palestine
And lives today in Bread and Wine.

MarieDeGournay · 24/12/2025 22:16

And Patrick Kavanagh's Christmas poem:

A Christmas Childhood

One side of the potato-pits was white with frost –
How wonderful that was, how wonderful!
And when we put our ears to the paling-post
The music that came out was magical.

The light between the ricks of hay and straw
Was a hole in Heaven’s gable. An apple tree
With its December-glinting fruit we saw –
O you, Eve, were the world that tempted me.

To eat the knowledge that grew in clay
And death the germ within it! Now and then
I can remember something of the gay
Garden that was childhood’s. Again.

The tracks of cattle to a drinking-place,
A green stone lying sideways in a ditch,
Or any common sight, the transfigured face
Of a beauty that the world did not touch.

My father played the melodion
Outside at our gate;
There were stars in the morning east
And they danced to his music.

Across the wild bogs his melodion called
To Lennons and Callans.
As I pulled on my trousers in a hurry
I knew some strange thing had happened.

Outside in the cow-house my mother
Made the music of milking;
The light of her stable-lamp was a star
And the frost of Bethlehem made it twinkle.

A water-hen screeched in the bog,
Mass-going feet
Crunched the wafer-ice on the pot-holes,
Somebody wistfully twisted the bellows wheel.

My child poet picked out the letters
On the grey stone,
In silver the wonder of a Christmas townland,
The winking glitter of a frosty dawn.

Cassiopeia was over
Cassidy’s hanging hill,
I looked and three whin bushes rode across
The horizon — the Three Wise Kings.

And old man passing said:
‘Can’t he make it talk –
The melodion.’ I hid in the doorway
And tightened the belt of my box-pleated coat.

I nicked six nicks on the door-post
With my penknife’s big blade –
there was a little one for cutting tobacco.
And I was six Christmases of age.

My father played the melodion,
My mother milked the cows,
And I had a prayer like a white rose pinned
On the Virgin Mary’s blouse.

MarieDeGournay · 24/12/2025 22:26

G'night all, the Sleep Gerbil and the Dream Gerbil are on duty tonight as always, they just have to be careful to avoid flyig reindeer and sleighs and that kind of thing...

I'll be around tomorrow in the Bluestocking, so if anyone needs a break from the Christmas fuss, even though it will hopefully be a very happy fuss, I'll be hereSmile

Happy Christmas to all you dear Bluestockingers🎁 🎄💙🎄🎁

Boiledbeetle · 24/12/2025 22:36

Right. Time to go deliver the Christmas Tunnock's

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MyrtleLion · 24/12/2025 22:43

Good evening! Loving the tree and I'm sure the gerbils were playing a trick on Boily by insisting pretending she needed to be a living star.

We had a lovely meal this evening then watched Elemental. The Walrus pretends he's a martyr to making an elaborate meal but actually it down to a T and doesn't want any help ever.

Tomorrow will be lovely.

Best Christmas wishes to everyone and love to you and yours. 🤶🎄🎁

knittedChristmassysloth · 24/12/2025 22:58

Boiledbeetle · 24/12/2025 17:29

This has to be the worst job I've ever had.

On 24 hour shifts day after day.

Only about another week to go though.

Moneys good admittedly.

Boily! I was wondering where you were. How lovely to see you! Even if you have got the Worst Job in the World Flowers

knittedChristmassysloth · 24/12/2025 23:02

DeanElderberry · 24/12/2025 17:55

Very creditable, but you need to put a bit more effort into TWINKLING.

🥰 ❤️✨🌟

ErrolTheDragon · 24/12/2025 23:02

Boiledbeetle · 24/12/2025 22:36

Right. Time to go deliver the Christmas Tunnock's

It’s a good thing those aren’t reindeer because whatever it is you’re holding aren’t exactly functional reins.Confused

ErrolTheDragon · 24/12/2025 23:03

knittedChristmassysloth · 24/12/2025 23:02

🥰 ❤️✨🌟

Next year maybe she shoul outsource the job to a team of synchronised glowworms?

ErrolTheDragon · 24/12/2025 23:05

Anyway - one sleep till Christmas, may it be deep and only good dreams.

RandomHypatia · 24/12/2025 23:07

Boiledbeetle · 24/12/2025 22:36

Right. Time to go deliver the Christmas Tunnock's

Yay, Tunnocks! Nobody ever buys me those for Christmas. Have a fun journey!

knittedChristmassysloth · 24/12/2025 23:16

ErrolTheDragon · 24/12/2025 23:03

Next year maybe she shoul outsource the job to a team of synchronised glowworms?

😂

Yes!

Boiledbeetle · 24/12/2025 23:46

It turns out Maud wasn't nicking "The Maud". Knotty and Pistey has confirmed it's definitely on her tree.

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Boiledbeetle · 24/12/2025 23:47

ErrolTheDragon · 24/12/2025 23:03

Next year maybe she shoul outsource the job to a team of synchronised glowworms?

Only if you volunteer to do the training sessions for them!

Boiledbeetle · 25/12/2025 00:08
hamster GIF

I've just been spotted on my Tunnock's deliveries!!

Now I've finished I'd better go to sleep so I can wake up quicker and open my presents.

Britinme · 25/12/2025 01:35

Thank you for the poems @MarieDeGournay - I have a soft spot for John Betjeman and Patrick Kavanagh is one of my all-time favourite poets.

DeanElderberry · 25/12/2025 08:00

Happy Christmas all.

Thank you Marie for two of my favourite Christmas poems.

Boiledbeetle · 25/12/2025 08:01

Could someone turn the sound down on the gerbils.

Their squeaks are rather high pitched this morning.

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FuzzyPuffling · 25/12/2025 08:03

Happy Christmas everyone. Including squeaky gerbils in very cute pyjamas.

Swashbuckled · 25/12/2025 08:07

Happy Christmas, everyone 💙.

I collected Dr Swashy. We got here last night and she’s sleeping beside me.

And something nice happened. I was driving her back and talking about getting fuel for the return journey on Boxing Day. She was confused and told me she was going back up on the 28th and has booked a train. Apparently that was always the plan, but somehow I had got Boxing Day planted in my head (we don’t know why). So she’s here longer than I thought and it feels less frantic than I’d anticipated…

Boiley, that is a strict shift pattern!

DeanElderberry · 25/12/2025 08:13

I'm so glad you'll be together for a bit longer Swashy.

Did everyone see the moon last night? A beautiful little waxing crescent.

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