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Lunde · 17/11/2025 13:40

LoveIceland · 17/11/2025 13:25

Will the Respondent’s barrister be given the carpet treatment by the Judge for being late?

Perhaps the barrister intends to recuse himself from this pile of poo 💩 💩

MyrtleLion · 17/11/2025 13:41

BetaTwoAgony · 17/11/2025 13:40

You've kept that quiet.

You need to elevate your achievements

Well I didn't want to brag...

That pencil has opened many doors and is the secret to my hugely successful and lucrative career.

SlackJawedDisbeliefXY · 17/11/2025 13:42

MyAmpleSheep · 17/11/2025 13:38

I won't be there when you cross the road, so always use the Green Cross Code!

Wasn't there a character called Charlie (a cat?) Who used to tell you not to play with matches?

MyAmpleSheep · 17/11/2025 13:42

BetaTwoAgony · 17/11/2025 13:40

You've kept that quiet.

You need to elevate your achievements

I hereby nominate @MyrtleLion to a visiting professorship on the strength of her achievement.

Congratulations, Professor.

Boiledbeetle · 17/11/2025 13:42

Lunde · 17/11/2025 13:40

Perhaps the barrister intends to recuse himself from this pile of poo 💩 💩

Imagine coming out of a morning on one case to discover there's a second recusal in your other case. If I was him i would be having a stiff drink or three!

Boiledbeetle · 17/11/2025 13:44

SlackJawedDisbeliefXY · 17/11/2025 13:42

Wasn't there a character called Charlie (a cat?) Who used to tell you not to play with matches?

Is the Charlie and the cat Not to go with strangers?

BetaTwoAgony · 17/11/2025 13:44

Londonmummy66 · 17/11/2025 13:30

Does taking my grade 2 piano count - even though I failed it?

Don't let the details drag you down in this life.

I think the mere act of applying to take the exam requires due recognition tbh

ProudWomanXX · 17/11/2025 13:44

SlackJawedDisbeliefXY · 17/11/2025 13:42

Wasn't there a character called Charlie (a cat?) Who used to tell you not to play with matches?

Yes!
"Charlie says ..." Followed by an admonishment about matches/fireworks/dumped fridges (insert other dangerous thing)

MyrtleLion · 17/11/2025 13:45

MyAmpleSheep · 17/11/2025 13:42

I hereby nominate @MyrtleLion to a visiting professorship on the strength of her achievement.

Congratulations, Professor.

Why, thank you. I don't like to use my title much, especially when trying to get an upgrade on a plane.

But I'm happy to make an exception in this esteemed company.

Maybe we should all name change to Professor Username for the next thread?

Lunde · 17/11/2025 13:45

RedNine · 17/11/2025 13:25

If we are talking qualifications I have BAGA level one doncha know [forward roly poly]

Hey - I got a level 3 - should I add "Olympic gymnast" to my CV?

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · 17/11/2025 13:45

Voiced by Kenny Everett, apparently.
It could be an apocryphal tale, of course.

NoBinturongsHereMate · 17/11/2025 13:45

Moving into the hearing room - all stand by...

weegielass · 17/11/2025 13:45

I got a diploma awarded today with distinction

but it identifies as a PHD

SlackJawedDisbeliefXY · 17/11/2025 13:45

Boiledbeetle · 17/11/2025 13:44

Is the Charlie and the cat Not to go with strangers?

Yeah, that's him

MyAmpleSheep · 17/11/2025 13:46

MyrtleLion · 17/11/2025 13:45

Why, thank you. I don't like to use my title much, especially when trying to get an upgrade on a plane.

But I'm happy to make an exception in this esteemed company.

Maybe we should all name change to Professor Username for the next thread?

On a "visiting" basis? Good idea.

BetaTwoAgony · 17/11/2025 13:47

weegielass · 17/11/2025 13:45

I got a diploma awarded today with distinction

but it identifies as a PHD

You earned it!

You call it what you like!

ProfDrILikeDungs · 17/11/2025 13:47

Standing by...

Igneococcus · 17/11/2025 13:48

Boiledbeetle · 17/11/2025 13:34

Just time to pee.

Yes again.

I'm all jittery and nervous . It plays havoc with my bladder.

With your Malphigian tubules you surely mean, beetle.

WaryHiker · 17/11/2025 13:48

My husband still has his Essex Good Readers badge that he was given when he was eight! I assume it will be fine for me to use that in my application for a professorship. Names, dates and facts being interchangeable, and all that.

BetaTwoAgony · 17/11/2025 13:48

Do you remember when the BAGA badges were sponsored by Coca Cola.

Gosh times were different

Londonmummy66 · 17/11/2025 13:49

@weegielass congratulations!

lcakethereforeIam · 17/11/2025 13:49

I think I got an Agility badge at Brownies.

It was a while ago.

Boiledbeetle · 17/11/2025 13:49

Igneococcus · 17/11/2025 13:48

With your Malphigian tubules you surely mean, beetle.

Of course. Totally

Excuse me whilst I go go Google beetle anatomy

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