Yes!
I will make you a sign, a badge and some business cards.
You can write some slides to present about how @boiledbeetle has shifted so many of her autoclaves that are used so successfully by me that grants have been given to fund others to buy more which must mean that they're good because she's sold lots and I'm using lots and....
Now we've got you to tell other people how to get grants to buy and use the autoclaves so they must be good and we must be amazing!
Now we can go to a parliamentary discussion - yay!