Rights hoarding dinosaurs, get ready for attack!

[QuetzalTerfLus]

David Lammy as Deputy PM. Not great news for us. Luckily I haven’t got round to changing my username since the dinosaur comments.

https://fairplayforwomen.com/dear-politicians/

You'll be needing a grabber thingy to help you pick up and hoard those rights.

My tail! Gaak! That escalated quickly 😮

@TwoLoonsAndASprout are you a sprout? Or a sprout?

I sometimes wonder how i get to the end of the day and haven't managed to do any of the things I planned to do.

It's a total mystery to me!

But now, with this glorious news, we have ordered - from Farmer Gracy, no less - a male human cervix growing kit - for DH - to try, all on his own. Any supportive messages throughout this period will be gratefully received.

You need to get this book:

I’ve always thought of myself as the round, bouncy, Christmas dinner type sprout! Though the little guy with his tiny leaf ears is quite adorable!

😂

We really need the laugh emoji back!

Lammy strikes me as a Wooster figure (but without the good nature).

“As a rule, you see, I’m not lugged into Family Rows. On the occasions when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing across premieval swamps and Uncle James’s letter about Cousin Mabel’s peculiar behaviour is being shot round the family circle (‘Please read this carefully and send it on Jane’) the clan has a tendency to ignore me.”

Carol Decker AT caroldecker
How does a dimwit like David Lammy get these fucking jobs???

Progressive Misogyny AT JustMisogyny
Because he's dedicated himself to public cervix.

(I had to c&p. It was too good not to)

🤣

Not being a Rights Hoarding Dinosaur, rather, a small Jurassic proto-mammal, I shall squeak encouragement and "FFS! Get a grip, Lammy!" from the back.

👍good lad. Sorry, good small proto-mammal.