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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions
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Boiledbeetle · 06/09/2025 14:14

ShinySquirrelosaurus · 06/09/2025 13:45

Rawr.

Reports for duty with tiny TRex hands and a large bushy tail.

You'll be needing a grabber thingy to help you pick up and hoard those rights.

Rights hoarding dinosaurs, get ready for attack!
Tarquinosaurus · 06/09/2025 14:15

Boiledbeetle · 06/09/2025 13:42

If you knock the books off the bookcase again mummy dinosaur will be interpreting that differently 😘

My tail! Gaak! That escalated quickly 😮

Boiledbeetle · 06/09/2025 14:30

@TwoLoonsAndASprout are you a sprout? Or a sprout?

Rights hoarding dinosaurs, get ready for attack!
Rights hoarding dinosaurs, get ready for attack!
Boiledbeetle · 06/09/2025 14:31

I sometimes wonder how i get to the end of the day and haven't managed to do any of the things I planned to do.

It's a total mystery to me!

Tarquinosaurus · 06/09/2025 14:48

But now, with this glorious news, we have ordered - from Farmer Gracy, no less - a male human cervix growing kit - for DH - to try, all on his own. Any supportive messages throughout this period will be gratefully received.

You need to get this book:

Rights hoarding dinosaurs, get ready for attack!
TwoLoonsAndASprout · 06/09/2025 15:02

Boiledbeetle · 06/09/2025 14:30

@TwoLoonsAndASprout are you a sprout? Or a sprout?

I’ve always thought of myself as the round, bouncy, Christmas dinner type sprout! Though the little guy with his tiny leaf ears is quite adorable!

ShinySquirrelosaurus · 06/09/2025 16:00

Boiledbeetle · 06/09/2025 14:31

I sometimes wonder how i get to the end of the day and haven't managed to do any of the things I planned to do.

It's a total mystery to me!

😂

ShinySquirrelosaurus · 06/09/2025 16:01

Tarquinosaurus · 06/09/2025 14:48

But now, with this glorious news, we have ordered - from Farmer Gracy, no less - a male human cervix growing kit - for DH - to try, all on his own. Any supportive messages throughout this period will be gratefully received.

You need to get this book:

We really need the laugh emoji back!

EmbarrassingHadrosaurus · 06/09/2025 16:19

Lammy strikes me as a Wooster figure (but without the good nature).

“As a rule, you see, I’m not lugged into Family Rows. On the occasions when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing across premieval swamps and Uncle James’s letter about Cousin Mabel’s peculiar behaviour is being shot round the family circle (‘Please read this carefully and send it on Jane’) the clan has a tendency to ignore me.”

RedToothBrush · 06/09/2025 16:19

Carol Decker AT caroldecker
How does a dimwit like David Lammy get these fucking jobs???

Progressive Misogyny AT JustMisogyny
Because he's dedicated himself to public cervix.

(I had to c&p. It was too good not to)

Ereshkigalangcleg · 06/09/2025 16:33

RedToothBrush · 06/09/2025 16:19

Carol Decker AT caroldecker
How does a dimwit like David Lammy get these fucking jobs???

Progressive Misogyny AT JustMisogyny
Because he's dedicated himself to public cervix.

(I had to c&p. It was too good not to)

🤣

SinnerBoy · 06/09/2025 17:05

Not being a Rights Hoarding Dinosaur, rather, a small Jurassic proto-mammal, I shall squeak encouragement and "FFS! Get a grip, Lammy!" from the back.

ErrolTheDinosaur · 06/09/2025 17:09

SinnerBoy · 06/09/2025 17:05

Not being a Rights Hoarding Dinosaur, rather, a small Jurassic proto-mammal, I shall squeak encouragement and "FFS! Get a grip, Lammy!" from the back.

👍good lad. Sorry, good small proto-mammal.

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