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The Bluestocking - holding the line and losing the thread

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lcakethereforeIam · 20/07/2025 00:14

All women welcome, pull up a pygmy hog, the bargerbil will serve you a drink, the flying squirrels will bring you something to read and the goats will do...I'm not entirely sure.

There may be more than the usual amount of chaos as we transition to the new thread.

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inkymoose · 31/07/2025 22:55

How to get in the party MOOOOD! You are all FABULOUSLY SILLY tonight

The Bluestocking - holding the line and losing the thread
EdithStourton · 31/07/2025 22:56

inkymoose · 31/07/2025 22:23

G'wan Edith!

You will regret this, truly...
<sings>
(If you could call it that)

Swashbuckled · 31/07/2025 22:57

@EdithStourton

You made it your own!

MarieDeGournay · 31/07/2025 22:59

inkymoose · 31/07/2025 22:55

How to get in the party MOOOOD! You are all FABULOUSLY SILLY tonight

Yes but don't you think Cake's version of 'swinging from the chandelier' is a bit disappointing?😄

Swashbuckled · 31/07/2025 23:01

I see what you mean. She’s more…just dangling.

ErrolTheDragon · 31/07/2025 23:01

I wasn’t sure what would be appropriate for a dragon - maybe not Great Balls of Fire - but then I thought of Wind beneath My Wings. If you understand my particular propulsion system, it’s very apt.

I’d like a Margarita please.

lcakethereforeIam · 31/07/2025 23:02

Chan-de-lier-hir! 🎶

Chan-de-lier-hir! 🎶

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Boiledbeetle · 31/07/2025 23:02

I do it better, but only on the coke and irn bru combo.

The Bluestocking - holding the line and losing the thread
ifIwerenotanandroid · 31/07/2025 23:03

lcakethereforeIam · Today 22:55

Upton's Downfall? I'm not familiar with that but I suspect it tastes sweet.

Delicious, darling. And best served cold, to stretch a saying a bit too far.

Sorry, is 'stretch' a bit of a delicate topic atm?

EdithStourton · 31/07/2025 23:03

My Internet is so hosed that I'll have to leave you - if this evening posts.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 31/07/2025 23:03

Bye, Edith!

ErrolTheDragon · 31/07/2025 23:04

Swashbuckled · 31/07/2025 23:01

I see what you mean. She’s more…just dangling.

Shall I fly up and attempt a rescue or just pull the bungee so she bounces?

Boiledbeetle · 31/07/2025 23:04

ErrolTheDragon · 31/07/2025 23:01

I wasn’t sure what would be appropriate for a dragon - maybe not Great Balls of Fire - but then I thought of Wind beneath My Wings. If you understand my particular propulsion system, it’s very apt.

I’d like a Margarita please.

Go Errol

The Bluestocking - holding the line and losing the thread
lcakethereforeIam · 31/07/2025 23:05

Like a puppet onna string 🎶

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Magpiecomplex · 31/07/2025 23:05

@ErrolTheDragon Wind Beneath My Wings... 😂😂😂😂😂

inkymoose · 31/07/2025 23:06

Boiledbeetle · 31/07/2025 23:02

I do it better, but only on the coke and irn bru combo.

wheeeeee !

ifIwerenotanandroid · 31/07/2025 23:06

Magpiecomplex · 31/07/2025 23:05

@ErrolTheDragon Wind Beneath My Wings... 😂😂😂😂😂

It always reminds me of the Julia Davis line in 'Nighty Night'. 😜

MyrtleLion · 31/07/2025 23:07

Trying with a new picture

The Bluestocking - holding the line and losing the thread
Swashbuckled · 31/07/2025 23:07

ErrolTheDragon · 31/07/2025 23:04

Shall I fly up and attempt a rescue or just pull the bungee so she bounces?

Can you pull the bungee so she has an experience more akin to swinging from the chandelier before you rescue her?

I mean, the dangling’s not even half an adventure really.

MyrtleLion · 31/07/2025 23:09

MyrtleLion · 31/07/2025 23:07

Trying with a new picture

I am more decorous in the other image…

Anyway, off to bed. You lot kept me up till nearly 2am last night.

Magpiecomplex · 31/07/2025 23:09

I'm exhausted from all that singing so I'm off to bed! Someone take pictures of Cake properly swinging from the chandelier please.

MarieDeGournay · 31/07/2025 23:09

Right, that's it, I'm up next after Errol, straight outta Pedantry Corner with my rendition of
'You are the pressure difference between the upper and lower surfaces of my airfoil' Grin

Swashbuckled · 31/07/2025 23:09

MyrtleLion · 31/07/2025 23:07

Trying with a new picture

You’re right, that was a very short mini skirt…

ifIwerenotanandroid · 31/07/2025 23:09

MyrtleLion · 31/07/2025 23:07

Trying with a new picture

Put some clothes on, for heaven's sake!

And MN approved this pic over the mini dress one??

ErrolTheDragon · 31/07/2025 23:11

Swashbuckled · 31/07/2025 23:07

Can you pull the bungee so she has an experience more akin to swinging from the chandelier before you rescue her?

I mean, the dangling’s not even half an adventure really.

I’ll do anything, for you dear anything…

mission accomplished and to music too.

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