There haven't been so many stories recently of 6' tall butch lesbians having to be protected by gallant heterosexual allies to avoid being chased out of women's toilets by packs of aggressive straight women, as reported, in a voice quivering with concern, by Dawn Butler MP.
Maybe the national supply of 6' tall butch lesbians has run out, and immigrant 6' butch lesbians can't get visas.
I've been to two women's toilets in the past week while out shopping. I saw no 6' butch lesbians, it was very disappointing.
Then it occurred to me that maybe all the straight women there were eyeing me suspiciously and saying -
'nah, 5'6", 5'7" tops, and apart from the sharp haircut and sensible shoes - not screaming 'butch' to me'.
So maybe I was the disappointment, and they are now writing to their MPs demanding to know why their women's toilets have not been supplied with the standard-issue 6' butch lesbian that everybody else seems to have?