Bank account recommendations

[CervixSampler]

I need to open a bank account for my young child and am wanting to avoid any that have kool aid in their water fountains. Can anyone recommend any please?

I don’t know any banks that are not captured.

Nationwide have a great kids account - not sure where they are on the gender woo scale though.

The child account starts from 11 and my ds is younger than that. I bank with them and there’s no obvious woo going on in branch.

You can cross Lloyds of your list then. I had to attend a branch last week for the first time in ages. Half the wall was covered in a giant progress flag. No other welcome posters anywhere. Just that.