As Julie is reading this I'm going to use this chance to thank her.
Julie, I've been reading your work since I was about 12, I thought 'The Boy Looked at Johnny' was the funniest thing ever when I read it, and I especially loved 'Married Alive', and your autobiography. Thank you so much for the laughs and insights you have given me - I particularly remember a column for The Guardian where you compared Brighton to a clitoris.
I almost approached you once to say thanks (well, to gush really) back when I lived in Brighton, but I was scared you might savage me then write a column about it. I wish I'd taken the opportunity now.
Thanks once again, I loved every word.