Just when you thought we’d seen it all….

[SamW98]

Sometimes there are literally no words

Is it not? In a strange pseudo-misogynistic way... What is the fecking point of procuring a penis nugget if one does not intend for it to be penetrated??

Allllll of this

I could be totally wrong but thought it was the case that, AGP was about self love and the preserve of the nugget owner?

He won’t ever have a normal male orgasm again. I can’t see how he can ever have any kind of orgasm again.

Puh-leeeese, OP! 😱 When I upload a photo of... I dunno, a baby reindeer or a toy dinosaur holding a jar of Marmite or something, a little box pops up asking something like 'SENSITIVE CONTENT?' Did you not see that?

Proper put off me tea now, thanks😩
[disclaimer: humorous intent, not having a serious go at you OP - I share your horror]

Dear God.

WTAF. Stop the world, I want to get off.

He’ll have to penetrate it daily in his painful dilation routine. I pity his end of life carers.

And I hope the husband knows the risks as well, he could be in for doing a lot of medical care.

Tbh looking at the age gap I think the husband already signed up as his carer anyway

Having a new vagina installed next week………. Oh, sorry, I meant new kitchen.

Dear god.

But it's still a chicken. Just crushed up and repackaged. Same as this guys penis.

And I'm so glad I decided against chicken nuggets for tea!

Why is the GMC happy for its members to facilitate this? How is it in any way responsible and in line with the hippocratic oath? They should be struck off.

That is one incredibly messed up dude.

I guess the Prince Albert is no more.

@Boiledbeetle meatballs and spaghetti per chance?

The miracles of modern medicine, or something.

Right?!

Yep.

It's not a "pussy" either.

It couldn't be more unlike a pussy if it barked.

Is that so? I hope the Drs make this clear to these patients before their ops as I get the impression a lot of these people want to be recipients of that. Certainly some of them aren’t shy in talking about this sort of stuff on SM.

😂
*interwebs high fives to you!

Well something's barking 😁

Penis nugget 🤣

Bit like my Grandfather's axe, only ...

I wish I hadn't started down that train of thought, actually. I think I'll reverse.

This is what I was going to say.

So he’s basically just had his penis chopped off - shame on the surgeons who let him believe they can make him a “pussy” 🤮 making some sort of inverted opening or whatever they do doesn’t make a vagina ffs!

Nah mate, they’ve just taken your £20k or whatever to chop your cock n balls off!!