Well I suppose the man with his cock out can claim that his victim has committed a hate crime in that it might have been her cock or fae's cock as opposed to his, or that he has deeply hurt feelings that there he/she/fae/miaow were, innocently helicoptering their cock about and she made him feel bad by getting upset/mentioning it.
Then the police officer recording it can record how their own feelings were deeply hurt by having to listen to all this twattery, and send both of them to the ducking stool.
I wonder where Scotland plan to build the all the prisons they're going to need to hold all these women criminals? Has anyone suggested to them bringing back hard labour and picking oakum? And has anyone yet designed the SNP proper Witchfinder Hats?