If you're a man, whatever you feel is what it feels like to be a man

[literalviolence]

No? Everything else is a logical fallacy. So there's no such thing as a man 'feeling like a woman' - they are in fact feeling like a man. There's no need for all men to feel the same.

I'm going to be Timotei gender. I'll spend my life wandering along beaches barefoot, clad in white broderie anglaise frocks and washing my hair in rock pools.

I briefly considered Flake gender but I don't want to get wrinkly from all that bathing and, honestly, who can afford to heat so much water.

I fancy being the girl in the relaxing tea advert who snuggles up under that pretty duvet.

Washing your hair in rock pools isn't a good long term strategy for hair care TBF...what would your pronouns be?

I'd have to be Yorkshire Tea gender
Pronouns
Strong/milk/one sugar

I am getting through gallons of conditioner and I've wiped out all the intertidal life along several hundred metres of coastline. But the rocks have come up lovely👍

Pronouns Procter/Gambel

It is all about targeted advertising isn't it. I enjoy playing that Chronophoto game, and it's fascinating and depressing (and also sometimes helpful in working out the year) seeing how un-pink, un-long-haired girls were until very recently.

On another thread there's a clip of a young woman who thinks she has a male brain. Having queued (cued?) up her audience, she's chastising a young, male shelf stacker demanding to know where the male tampons are. The packet of tampons, that she literally flung at the guy, don't have the word 'woman' on them but they do have pink! But apparently it's GC women who are obsessed with stereotypes.

Also Timotei is great for getting seagull shit out of white cotton. Who knew 🤯

I'd have to be Yorkshire Tea gender
Pronouns
Strong/milk/one sugar

Herbalphobia! Burn the tannin-riddled witch!

Instead of burning would you mind terribly if I was dunked quite a few times then had the life squeezed out of me?

🤔 Yorkshire tea gender, but identifies as a biscuit. Yes, that is ideologically coherent. Approved.

It mixes the biscuit and tea gender. A rather delicious blending of the two.

I also like strong tea with a bit of cow juice, but with honey....gotta push those tea boundaries.

My pronouns are ooh/lovely.

Is it a kink to dunk my hobnobs?