Mumsnet Calendar

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Saw this in Asda this morning and went to have a closer look as I need a calendar.

Mum's targets of losing 5lb, Dry January, charity bake sale and rewarded with Prosecco.

Felt like I had to check what year the calendar was for! Price was great though!

Jesus. Really?

Wow

Real MN calendar:

Throw out toilet brush
Roast a massive chicken
Smash the patriarchy
Start a fight online because someone wrote "call 101" instead of "call 111"

I'd love a 'real' Mumsnet calendar though.

Contacted your MP about safeguarding children.

Used approaching middle aged invisibility for stickering.

P*d a family member (not rude, you'll need a large mountain and your hiking boots)

Got suspended for using an acronym

Gave a very honest opinion about a made up name

Told someone in aibu to ltb

Flounced when aibu goes against you

Refused to believe leggings are unfashionable on Style and Beauty

Deleted for correctly sexing a person

Responding with glee because a tra correctly sexes a person by accident

Post rebuttal to clownfish

Mention Weetabix or family roast chicken

I’ll get my daughter that. She’ll burn it

Imagine how tough it is if you buy a tran calendar. There are so many special days there’d be no room left to write anything yourself.

I saw this today. Very cringy.

Why can we get a promotion or be head hunted for a new role?

Jfc

That's awful. Is it a genuine MN publication? Have they not grasped that most MNers under pensionable age are either working, or are carers for children or other relatives with disabilities, or have disabilities themselves? The SAHM gym bunny lady who lunches is a rarity these days.

🤮

@mnhq.

Really?

Good lord.

Made a reference to Malaga airport and then explained it to the next poster

Yes it is! I didn't get the top in but it is the Mumsnet branding.

LOSE 5LB?!?!?

REALLY?!?!?!?

Mum’s target: disappear