Well, this one has everything... Tech furry shenanigans

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From The Register, a British technology news website.
https://www.theregister.com/2023/11/22/nuclear_lab_hacked/?td=rt-3a

The headline is "US nuke reactor lab hit by 'gay furry hackers' demanding cat-human mutants"

From the story:

"The self-described "gay furry hackers" of SiegedSec are back: this time boasting they've broken into America's biggest nuclear power lab's computer systems and stolen records on thousands of employees. Some of that data has already been leaked, it appears.
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"The self-styled furry hackers meanwhile have offered to remove the staff records if the lab performs experiments that at best could be described as highly irregular.

""We're willing to make a deal with INL. If they research creating IRL catgirls we will take down this post," the group said. The creation of real cat-human female hybrids is a frequently posted meme in certain corners* of the internet, but it's not the laboratory's specialty."

Not sure how gay they are if they want female hybrids, given the overwhelming likelihood of them being biological males. Queer, possibly

*The is a link to "certain corners" of the internet in the story but I haven't clicked on it, and I'm not sure anyone ought to

Wait what now.

Ha ha ha

I like the understatement of "not the laboratory's specialty".

I have a cat who sits and shits like a human. Also prone to trying to ride things cause despite neutering is a hornbag. He's male though.

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Are they taking the piss?!

Seems like a fairly logical escalation of a mostly male paraphilia. If you object, you're kink-shaming and a horrible person. These people just want to fuck cats, ok? ...
Don't say we didn't warn you.

Oh, I don't think they want to fuck actual cats.

They want the fantasy beings from the online world they mostly inhabit made physical so they can fuck said beings for real

Well, gosh. I don'treally know what to say.

Cat girl hybrid? Not one that spends hours doing her makeup and licking her own hair, and then shits in your garden hopefully.

They do know cats have a really acute sense of smell, right? Even if a mad scientist somewhere made a “catgirl” the closest a furry would get to it would be the pile of vomit left behind when the poor creature caught their scent on the wind.

Pah, that's all actual biology which is bigoted and cannot be mentioned.

Anyway, if biology were important, wouldn't they have blackmailed, say, the facility in Dallas that's researching bringing back the woolly mammoth?

But no, they're blackmailing a nuclear lab. They probably expect the boffins to irradiate a cat and get it to bite human girls. Y'know, like Spiderman.

The Register has the measure of them when it says in the subheading,
"Staff records swiped, leaked by gang who probably read one too many comics, sorry, graphic novels"

Oh, I don't think they want to fuck actual cats.-

I admire your confidence.

Definition: A catgirl is a character with feline traits, such as cat ears, a cat tail, or other feline characteristics on an otherwise human body.

It's originally a Japanese thing with a fairly long history - over two centuries. Popularised widely in the West by manga anc anime.

I wasn't being entirely serious.

But still...😀

I do wonder what would happen if you introduced a furry to, say, a jaguar.

Apparently the daytime BBC show, Doctors, had a furry as a storyline. Trying to sanitise it and make out any objections were bigoted or unenlightened.

No suggestion that it's a sexual fetish, obviously.

Normalising paraphilias on daytime telly.