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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

KJK

687 replies

Notaflippinclue · 04/11/2023 22:14

Why the fuck has MUMSNET cancelled her

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RethinkingLife · 07/11/2023 19:58

Catsanfan · 07/11/2023 19:30

This one but i suspect he will be back. By the way, lettuce without a shit ton of mayo is wrong in every way

Griddled Romaine or Little Gem with Caesar or mustard dressing is delectable.

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 20:39

RethinkingLife · 07/11/2023 19:58

Griddled Romaine or Little Gem with Caesar or mustard dressing is delectable.

Ooh.

I also have a recipe for banana skin bacon somewhere.

TinselAngel · 07/11/2023 20:53

I also have a recipe for banana skin bacon somewhere.
What the what now?

ApocalipstickNow · 07/11/2023 20:55

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 20:39

Ooh.

I also have a recipe for banana skin bacon somewhere.

You know what happens once bananas start getting involved in recipes!

Don’t go there.

#thehorrorthehorror

TinselAngel · 07/11/2023 21:01

It's the ghost of Lang.

Boiledbeetle · 07/11/2023 21:03

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 20:39

Ooh.

I also have a recipe for banana skin bacon somewhere.

Excuse me? What is banana skin bacon?

FreddysSquishyBollock · 07/11/2023 21:04

TinselAngel · 07/11/2023 21:01

It's the ghost of Lang.

True Lang Never Dies.

Boiledbeetle · 07/11/2023 21:11

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:08

Now that I would be prepared to try!

TinselAngel · 07/11/2023 21:11

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:08

Fuck me

ApocalipstickNow · 07/11/2023 21:11

Post it 3 times she’ll be unbanned.

TinselAngel · 07/11/2023 21:12

Surely even Lang wouldn't eat that. I'll ask her.

GailBlancheViola · 07/11/2023 21:17

We've sunk to the depths of cooking bananas this is a new low, cooking any part of a banana is a crime of untold proportions - as is mashing them, putting them between slices of bread as a sandwich or any other abomination. And don't get me started on bananas with brown spotty bits on the skin.

Banana purist here - no messing with bananas allowed.

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:26

TinselAngel · 07/11/2023 21:11

Fuck me

😁

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:27

Gail, come on. You're throwing the banoffee pie out with the bananawater, there.

WickedSerious · 07/11/2023 21:29

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:08

Oooooh,interesting.

IcakethereforeIam · 07/11/2023 21:31

Have you tried it?

JanesLittleGirl · 07/11/2023 21:33

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:08

That is a banana skin dressed, made up and scented to claim validation as

www.wiltshirecountryfayre.co.uk/product/wiltshire-rind-on-smoked-streaky-bacon-240g/

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:34

IcakethereforeIam · 07/11/2023 21:31

Have you tried it?

Yes. It's alright.

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:38

JanesLittleGirl · 07/11/2023 21:33

That is a banana skin dressed, made up and scented to claim validation as

www.wiltshirecountryfayre.co.uk/product/wiltshire-rind-on-smoked-streaky-bacon-240g/

Margot Robbie No GIF by Saturday Night Live

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FreddysSquishyBollock · 07/11/2023 21:45

🙀

JanesLittleGirl · 07/11/2023 21:46

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:38

.

That gif actually made me feel sick. Well done!

No food is bacon unless it started as pig.

Trans Bacon Is Not Bacon.

Girlontherailreplacementbusservice · 07/11/2023 21:47

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:08

No thank you
No.
Nope.
No way.
Nooooooooooooo.

TinselAngel · 07/11/2023 21:58

News in from Lang, I suppose predictably she says she would eat the banana bacon, but it doesn't look as nice as WBH.

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 22:00

TinselAngel · 07/11/2023 21:58

News in from Lang, I suppose predictably she says she would eat the banana bacon, but it doesn't look as nice as WBH.

See?

All👏Banana 👏Dishes 👏Are 👏Valid