For fucks sake! The time, money, and brainpower expended on this shit is un-fucking-forgivable.
The law must be re-written.
It's like some macabre game that people can play until the end of time, interpreting it this way, and then that way, depending on who's talking and what day it is.
It's ridiculous, utterly shameful.
Re-write the fucking law so it makes sense for what you're trying to achieve!!!
Once it's perfectly clear that some bright spark with an agenda is exploiting the law to achieve the exact opposite of what you had intended, it's time to use your authority.
Otherwise, what's it bloody for??