I’ve been asked my dog’s gender for a course we’re going on

[SirChenjins]

I’m thinking ‘trans cat’?

Or should this be in The Doghouse board? Either way, I feel like there’s no escape from this madness.

Did the vet laugh? I would have!

@Lelophants unfortunately not. I think he thought I was the weird one.

@SummerSazz is your lovely dog a collie or toller or mix? Very pretty.

She's a Toller. Well recognised!

@RVN do you know why? You would think vets would know the importance of things being correct 🤨

We have a beautiful toller near us - he’s a bit too much of a barker for me though (cos he gets left on his own a lot sadly).
This thread has gorgeous pets on it.

Mine doesn't care what gender she is, unless there is one that is 'bottomless pit that must be fed all the time'. She is a Labrador, though, so can only think with her belly, as that's where her soul/brain is located. She's proper cute though, so it's all good with me and she can identify however she likes!

This is a brilliant thread!

My old DDog used to identify as a hamster. He was 26kg but he believed he could sit in my pocket or, on other days, identify as a hat and climb on my head.

I miss wearing the old lump!

Years ago my neighbour looked after our old ginger Tom. He climbed through their bedroom window and identified as her bald husbands wig while he was fast asleep. Until he woke up and started screaming. Which of course made the wig get his claws out.

I went back to see them and they have now got themselves a ginger Tom. So relieved we didn’t scar him for life !

I assume they mean gender in the traditional sense rather than the whole sense, but my Labrador identifies as a race horse and his pronouns are dinner/walk.

My cat identifies as whatever the fuck this is.

My dog isn't fussed about pronouns, but his prepositions are in/on/up/beside.

He isn't impressed when I mis-preposition him with out/off/down/away.

Pronouns : Just /beautiful

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@monsterflake love it! 😁

@SummerSazz love your doggie!!!

A British twat!