MinotaurGender=one gender up top, one below.
How about one gender for one dainty pinky toe, one for the butch big toe.
Maybe even paint them different colours.
When I parted company from the Christian church in the late 70s, I was certain nothing in the future could ever match the ideas of virgin births, miracles, heaven and hell, transubstantiation, souls.
Even the 80s and 90s hysteria for UFO sightings, chariots of the gods, crystals, recovered memory syndrome, satanic abuse scandals, the right wing hysteria over rock lyrics/backward panning, never held together.
But this! People have fucking lost the plot in a way I never thought could remotely be a risk.