Put The Dorchester on your shit lists. They gifted Dylan and some other man cosplaying as a woman a week free in one of their suites. Dylan is also now a Dorchester "partner" so I assume further freebies to follow. Not sure what he's done to warrant a free weeks stay in one of their lovely suites but ok.
Bit of a shame for us as my ASD daughter and I have a little tradition of going there for afternoon tea in the Christmas holidays. Lots of lovely places in London though, I'm sure we'll find somewhere else but slightly annoying as she likes the familiarity and knowing what to expect.