I did start a thread some time ago to collect newspaper headlines that are totally bat shit but couldn't find it.
So just 'cos its late and we all need a laught (NOT) this headline has its very own thread:
... the current definition of 'lesbian' describes it as 'a non-man attracted to non-men'. Many feminists were particularly infuriated that the word 'woman' was vanquished - while their gay male counterparts were still referred to as 'men.'
Supporters say the controversial terms are inclusive of transgender men and non-binary people, but critics say they effectively erase another historically-oppressed minority - women - at the expense of a tiny minority.
Some organizations have reached a compromise by publishing guides using phrases like 'women and birthing people' - but Johns Hopkins has made no such concessions.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12187993/Prestigious-Johns-Hopkins-University-erases-women-woke-new-inclusive-language-guide.html
(Some of the writing in this article are a bit strange. Not sure if someone has just sent this over from the US on spec and doesn't really understand. At one point the article says "The glossary is emblematic of the current struggle being faced by supporters of transgender rights who none the less claim that the word 'women' is 'being erased' in favor of woke terms such as 'birthing people' and 'menstruators'." Note spelling of the word favour.)