More trouble for sturgeon and co ahead

[Hoardasurass]

Was going to post this on the other thread but it'd full so new 1
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/nicola-sturgeon-warned-not-delete-30204692?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

You are not wrong. If people stopped concentrating on numbers then Scotland wouldn't have the worst rate of drug deaths in Europe, there would be no attainment gap in education and millions wouldn't have been spaffed up the wall on ferries that haven't been delivered.

ABSOFUKINGLUTELY

Ah, Nicola, my wee pal!

So just about to start on the Nicola chapter and need about half a page on what you've been up to since you stepped down as first minister.

so if you could action that and have it on my desk by the morning that would be great!

Or you'll have to live with what I write about you!

Laughs menacingly!

AHVE BEEN DEAD BUSY

That's the bloody problem! youve been so busy I'm struggling to condense the ups and downs of the past few months!

There's the campervan

Hubby getting nicked

The police rifling through your knickers drawer

passing your theory test

You getting nicked. I mean helping the police with their enquiries.......

I GOT AN AWARD

Was that not a summons?

NAW IT WAS KIND O PLEXIGLASS ON A METAL HING. THERE WAS VOLAUX VENTS TOO.

@RealFeminist :

I'm getting the hang of this.

" ye div nae un'erstn it isn t ma wyte it s aa kis o the engi "

YE FUCKIN WHIT HEN

Sorry, wrong dialect. Try:

Ye dinnae understand.It isnae ma fault. It's aw because o the english

Didn't you also appear at the Fringe? Didn't win the best joke award though, that must have hurt quite a bit, poor wee thing.

The fringe is billed as a creative event, I'm sure your interview was creative but I didnt actually listen to it. Did you leave ahead of time, unlike the ferries.

🤣

And more police investigations into the SNP this time over cash for seats. The levels of corruption that is implied by this is truly shocking and imo should result in both jail time and a lifetime ban on ever holding public office for all individuals involved.
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/police-probe-snp-after-cash-30795253?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

It just gets worse and worse for them. I'm more shocked that I find this completely unsurprising.

HUV YE NEVER BOUGHT A CHAIR YOURSELS THEN? LIARS I BET HALF OF YEES ARE AT IKEA THIS WEEKEND

As usual from the Left media... tumbleweeds.

It's an allegation that the police are investigating, Perhaps the rest of the media will pick it up, perhaps not. They'll likely want to investigate a bit to see if it's a credible accusation.

https://wingsoverscotland.com/the-lasting-effect-of-a-single-word/

From Arabella's link "Readers may recall that the SNP accounts were published this week with a disclaimer from the auditors that they’d been unable to satisfactorily establish the provenance of an unstated (but presumably significant) amount of the party’s income."

To go from that to cash for seats, though, is a jump and newspapers dont like getting sued too often.

Oh dear

https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/snp-government-blame-westminster-breaking-30792338?int_source=mantis_rec&int_medium=web&int_campaign=more_like_this

Wasn't there a Mel Gibson William Wallace statue near Stirling? Iirc, it had long hair and a skirt, more than is actually necessary to be a 'woman'. So that's one. There's those lemmings, in Dundee I think, bouffant hair and smocks. That's another one.

Even after she left she's still causing yousless problems 🤭
https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/mystery-surrounds-nicola-sturgeons-covid-30785628?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

Every time I click on this thread I start singing this song.

So, time for a musical interlude!

More dodgy financial shenanigans from the SNP
https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/new-low-snp-admit-missing-30799411?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar