More trouble for sturgeon and co ahead

[Hoardasurass]

Was going to post this on the other thread but it'd full so new 1
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/nicola-sturgeon-warned-not-delete-30204692?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

NO WE CAN MANAGE A PIGS EAR BY OORSELS

It's faintly hysterical that a former SNP thinks the current lot are so bad they must be employed by the British State and are engaged in deliberate sabotage.

@BernardBlacksMolluscs
klaxon klaxon klaxon klaxon klaxon

<pumps fist>

'the Security Service was able to identify the four young nationalists who liberated the Stone of Destiny in 1950 thanks to moles. '

Ian Hamilton used to live down the road from me and I can confirm that I have indeed seen mole hills many times in the little patch of grass with the chambered cairn (where I'm pretty sure the real Stone of Destiny is kept) that is beside his house.

@RealFeminist That may be the only thing you ever say that we can all agree on.

THE SCONE OF DESTINY?

Don't you mean haggi

Depends on whether haggis is originally a Latin word. If so then the plural is hagges.

FUCKING MOLES THIS IS WHY WE HAVE COUNTER HAGGISES

Can moles not climb up to the counter top then?

Have you not seen their legs? Huge hands, teeny legs.

Went to look for moles but got stopped by a squirrel.

Found one, though I kind of wish I hadn't 😫

W...was that squirrel twerking?

🙄

Christ the have got big hands haven't they!

I have no idea Cake, but it looks, with those muscles, like it's related to the kangaroo in that gif!

When I said 'let's have a big hand, I didn't mean....'

Like a reverse mole, an elom.

On the subject of Sciuridae - the Bake Off squirrel. Give me nuts rather than a misogynistic hole any day

... Dwight McLean, 34, who spotted the ad at a bus stop in Hounslow, West London, said: “On the top of the advert is a squirrel exposing himself. Full frontal.

“He has his penis out. He has his legs apart and you can see his testicles as they are so large.”

The care assistant added: “It doesn’t go with the bake off theme. It’s something that’s pornographic. His penis is protruding and circumcised. "

Someone was looking at the squirrel a bit too much! Shouldn't be have just averted his eyes?

Pretty sure squirrels don't get circumcised. Nor do they expose themselves or get their penises out, because they don't wear clothes.

All this because they are wild animals, not humans.

Honestly, what version of Beatrix Potter had that bloke been reading?

ITS HAGGISESSES

Thank you. Isn't Scottish an amazing language?

Item on the Sky News site.

SNP ended 2022 with deficit of £800,000 and negative reserves of £219,629.. Also membership has fallen almost 30% in 18 months from 103,884 at the end of 2021 to 73,936 in June.
https://news.sky.com/story/snp-accounts-show-deficit-of-more-than-800-000-as-memberships-and-donations-fall-12946517

POEPLE WHANG ON ABOUT NUMBERS TOO MUCH IN MY OPINION