Hey, if you're near Glasgow, bring your kids along to Barnardo's drag queen story time. Increase your child's creativity by introducing them to a man with massive false tits, parodying a hyper sexualised 'woman' while reading a childish fairy story.
Don't like the sound of it? Then you're the problem. After all this is being laid on by one of the UK's most esteemed childrens' charities, experts on child wellbeing.
FFS, where do we go from here? Not any lower that's for sure.