Mumsnet Saves The Planet! . . . from Patrick Harvie 😂

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"Patrick Harvie makes first contact..."

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"And here is yon Youtube link for sharing in far off and dangerous parts of the internets"

"Scottish Green co-convener Patrick Harvie is the most compassionate man in all the universe. Now comes the time for him to represent humanity in our first contact with alien life...."

"We come to offer humanity salvation. you are capable of great evil but also great compassion and heroism"

PH: "Oh that last bit, it does sound like me!"

"We will gift you this one chance accept our friendship and we shall bring humanity into the light."

PH: "How?"

"We can solve world hunger. No longer will children starve. Our technology can reverse your climate crisis and return earth to a green paradise".

PH: "That's not really my priority"

(And don't we know it!!)

PH: "I won't take help from no intergalactic womb-wielder!" 😂

Brilliant! 😂

Saw this - it's brilliant. There's also one about Nicola Sturgeon but I think it might get deleted if I posted a link.

I've just seen it! 😂

Content warning!

Contains scenes of satirised violence against women (and Patrick Harvie).

"Nicola Sturgeon Vs Misogyny..."

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"Nicola holds a press conference informing everyone how she's the most feminist feminist to ever have feministed."

Last line on the Nicola One

"I've cracked it, we're in hell"

I'm beginning to think so to!

Good grief that second one is powerful. Yeah that's exactly how I feel. Screaming women and absolute denial. That's not happening, because I don't want it to happen.

This alternative reality/selective facts thing in politics is going to have to fuck right off now. Its been tried. Yes it really is batshit. No it does not work in public office, it's a huge abnegation of basic common sense and responsibility.

He is so good at this. He’s done a few vids like this

he/ him always makes me laugh