Can we have a Dino/dragon- themed name change thread?

[TooManyRightsMyHoardIsNotComfy]

Inspired by the brilliant Terfosaurus on another thread, which i was sorely tempted to try and steal. Mines too long, I need something punchier.

These are brilliant! Errol you are indeed fine as you are

Iguanothankyoudon

Love this!

There's a Nodocephalosaurus

How about:

Nododgyphallusaurus

Last one, gotta do some bloody work

Sexxmattersaur

I'm pretty new to Mumsnet, so not surprising I can't work out how to actually change name - Mumsnet just told me (very sniffily, I thought) "You do not own the rights to "MegalosaurusStockii"... God knows the absolute legend that is DocStock deserves all the daft tributes she can get !

I'd love to see a dinosaur emoji.

These are all very funny.

@KarentheBarbarian

I'm pretty new to Mumsnet, so not surprising I can't work out how to actually change name - Mumsnet just told me (very sniffily, I thought) "You do not own the rights to "MegalosaurusStockii"... God knows the absolute legend that is DocStock deserves all the daft tributes she can get !

Scroll to the top of the page. Click on "My Mumsnet". In the drop down, click on "Settings". It will ask you to type in your log in details. Once through to settings, you can change your username to whatever you like, as long as someone else hasn't already taken it.

A 'Hoarder of rights lizard' is a houreriurasaurus

that's Hoo-rah-you-rah-saurus.

I just added 'saur' to my name a few days ago

Testing

Bollocks

Try again
I've gone for a slight change and what should be extinct

It's worked now, WhoneedsaLammy

These are excellent! I am thinking hard.

@SpringCrocus what about SpringDiplocrocus?

I do wish I had the wit of the posters upthread

In honour of the t-rex Sue, who recently had this life-size model made of her.

Nothankyouasaurus Love it!

Having consulted a 4 year-old personal branding consultant, I decided against converting the Hadrosaurus to Hoardrosaurus (stormy protests from some parties may have been involved).

Thanks Tedimhoarding...!

KTB

Nothankyouasaurus also love it!

Mine to follow

De-lurking for a name change. 🐲

Prehistoric sharks count, don't they?

If prehistoric sharks want to count, they can count. I'm definitely not arguing...

There's an actual dinosaur called a Pantydraco from Wales! That one's got to be hoarding rights against all those cotton ceiling gits!