"Women do have vaginas, Nick."

[FindTheTruth]

Liz Truss speaking on
@NickFerrariLBC

"Women do have vaginas, Nick."
www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/nick-ferrari/liz-truss-defends-student-who-faces-disciplinary-action-for-saying-women-have-va/

@Paralithic

And swishy hair.

I'm buggered then. Mines a frizzy mess

Bing
The guy who does those big deep voiceovers on film trailers.
Definitely Yoda
The counting count from Sesame Street "Vimin haf VUN, VUN Vagina Nick"
Leonard Nimroy in his Spock voice.

Austin Powers

Cartman

@minipie

An honorable mention for Abertay University (the student’s university) who stated:

“To be clear, all Abertay students are free to express their views on campus, as long as this is not done in an intolerant or abusive way which would breach our code of student discipline.
Press reporting and social media commentary around this case has centred around gender issues and statements such as 'women have vaginas' and 'men have penises', which are lawful statements and would categorically not lead to any University misconduct investigation, if expressed on campus in a reasonable manner.”

Well actually then they say “Scottish universities are required by law to investigate all complaints, whether by students, staff or members of the public.”so they categorically would investigate it if someone complained about it. Shout out to abertay for a clear as mud categorical statement.

In my head I can perfectly hear Margaret T saying it. I wonder what she'd have made of it? (I suspect she wouldn't have had any time for it at all.)

Sadly Liz Truss is now likely to be bombarded with hate tweets from TRAs threatening to kill her, rape her etc.

I want to hear it on the national news headlines -

Bong - The ceasefire between Israel and Palestine...
Bong - Covid numbers in the UK...
Bong - Europe's done something or other...
Bong - Women do have vaginas, Nick...

Midsomer, and also Mr Crab (Nigel...NIIIGELLL!)
Didn't make the first list as it felt unfair on Nigel.

Where can I see / hear the Select Committee? The Parliament Channel is not showing it.

parliamentlive.tv/event/index/e426820b-d147-4dc7-adf0-a1e21bfe6bb4 see if this works spindle

parliamentlive.tv/event/index/e426820b-d147-4dc7-adf0-a1e21bfe6bb4

Would like the voice of ...Unexpected item in the bagging area ... and woman do have vaginas

Umm Jill Archer.
And Leonard Cohen to sing it. Sadly bit late for him.
Holly Willoughby as an educational slot.
Meat Loaf if he could still sing. Or David Bowie, who obviously can’t sing now either.
Brian Redhead if he was still alive.

Fell over laughing at Yoda and Darth Vader... 🤣
I would like:

Any and all of the Doctors, but particularly David Tennant, as 10.
Maggie Smith
Alan Rickman (RIP)
Jeremy Paxman
Barack Obama

Adrian Harrop
Eddie Izzard
And all the rest of the deluded...

Thank you for the link

Ooh the M&S voiceover!

Billy Bragg at a Labour Rally
Eric Thompson (narrator) at the end of the Magic Roundabout
Michael Cashman in the House of Lords
Ted Hastings
The Body Shop twitter account

Ted Hastings for the love of god Nick........ 😂😂😂😂

Neil Nunes
John Humphreys (in his trademark abrasive manner
Sandi Toksvig
I need to get a life beyond Radio 4
My "what's-the-harm-in-sharing-our-spaces" painfully woke colleague
My toddler, he has a rather uncanny ability to turn the most innocent statements into rude words

Father Ted

Thanks @FindTheTruth for thinking my tweet was entertaining enough for a Mumsnet thread. And a trending one too

I love Liz's delivery. I predict it will become a comedy classic.

HAL from 2001
John Sessions (RIP) as Mick Jagger in Stella Street
Esme from Sewing Bee
Sandi Toksvig
Jackie Weaver

Matt Berry
Gordon Ramsey
A dalek
Joanna Lumley

@MadamBatty

Victoria Wood(I miss her) Colm Feenwy Maggie Smith Brian Blessed Michael D Higgins

Just get Brian Blessed to do it. The whole world would hear it.

@RhymesWithOrange

Thanks *@FindTheTruth* for thinking my tweet was entertaining enough for a Mumsnet thread. And a trending one too

I love Liz's delivery. I predict it will become a comedy classic.

@RhymesWithOrange thank you for a brilliant tweet and idea 😁 🙌 ❤️

I was happy to steal your idea and pop it here where we can reply in safety 🤗

😁this is supposed to be a grin

Snorting at HAL from 2001... “I’m sorry Nick...” 😂

Good call on the wonderful, late Alan Rickman. Said in most Snape-esque, contemptuous, “I’m sick of being surrounded by idiots” sneer.