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Bunburying and wassailing into winter - thread 7

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CaraDuneRedux · 02/12/2020 11:41

Time for a new thread. Please can someone c&p the header post? (Am on phone.)

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HecatesCats · 17/01/2021 21:55

Oh joy

Al1langdownthecleghole · 17/01/2021 22:28

Hecates I’m sure it’s cheating, but I use the ma-made tins. my Granny born in 1898 used to use them and I reckon if it was good enough for her....it’s also ridiculously easy.

1 tin makes about 5 jars

HecatesCats · 17/01/2021 23:16

I'm all for time saving cheating, thanks!

ArabellaScott · 18/01/2021 09:01

It's not proper marmalade unless you slice between the pores with a fairy scalpel and divide the orange into pith, juice, skin, segment, pip, aroma, signifier, symbol, analogy, and its constituent atoms, before performing the last rites in Swedish over each stage, pouring it backwards three times over your left shoulder and boiling in the tears of Mrs Beeton.

CaraDuneRedux · 18/01/2021 10:50

Oh noes I am stuck with being an Aries for the rest of my days.

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OldFolksTalkinBoutBackinMyDay2 · 18/01/2021 10:53

@ArabellaScott

It's not proper marmalade unless you slice between the pores with a fairy scalpel and divide the orange into pith, juice, skin, segment, pip, aroma, signifier, symbol, analogy, and its constituent atoms, before performing the last rites in Swedish over each stage, pouring it backwards three times over your left shoulder and boiling in the tears of Mrs Beeton.

I bloody KNEW it wasn't just me that did that!

HecatesCats · 18/01/2021 10:54

@ArabellaScott

It's not proper marmalade unless you slice between the pores with a fairy scalpel and divide the orange into pith, juice, skin, segment, pip, aroma, signifier, symbol, analogy, and its constituent atoms, before performing the last rites in Swedish over each stage, pouring it backwards three times over your left shoulder and boiling in the tears of Mrs Beeton.
Easily done before breakfast
Wrongsideofhistorymyarse · 18/01/2021 11:20

'Not in the spirit' my Capricorn arse.

fatblackcatspaw · 18/01/2021 12:29

@HecatesCats

Still there. Seems fairly innocuous- about identity, the size four feet bit is a detail in the post.
I've managed to not go hunting for that thread I'd like to stay unbanned for a bit longer. Now I have such a craving for marmalade, butter and toast! There was a hipster cafe near these parts I used to go to just for toast!
AskingQuestionsAllTheTime · 18/01/2021 12:41

Do not be fooled into making marmalade in a slow cooker. It saves you no trouble whatever; it just takes longer.

Wrongsideofhistorymyarse · 18/01/2021 13:35

Many moons ago I made apple chutney in a slow cooker. My house smelled of vinegar for days.

MaudTheInvincible · 18/01/2021 17:14

I do not care whether MNHQ are sure that a thread is in the spirit of the site. Their level of certainty is irrelevant.

I do not agree with authoritarian censorship.

NorthernIrishFeminist · 20/01/2021 21:58

Did Glinner’s Stonewall transcript thread get deleted? Or am I just looking past it on the list of threads Confused

bishopgiggles · 20/01/2021 22:06

Not sure I saw that.
Must remind myself to ignore the obvious super-insider-information haver...

2Rebecca · 20/01/2021 22:35

MARMALADE

1kg Seville oranges
1kg gran sugar
400-600g brown sugar (like light muscovado)
1 lemon
2 litres water.

Method

Wash oranges and lemon and halve them.

Squeeze the juice and remove pips if they fall out. Halve the fruit skins again and remove pith and membranes with a sharp knife and any more pips and put in a jelly bag. This bit is a faff and takes a while but you should be left with just orange rinds that aren’t too thick. I gently knot the jelly bag so bits can’t fall out

Throw out the lemon skin.

Finely slice or chop the orange rind. I use a food processor as it’s much quicker.

Place fruit juice, jelly bag containing pith and pips, chopped peel and the water in a large pan. Bring to the boil and simmer gently uncovered for about 2 hours until peel is soft, liquid usually about halved. (Not sure why you can’t use less liquid and cover it to avoid steaming up the kitchen).
Remove bag of pips and leave to cool

I’ve usually had enough cooking now and leave it overnight and do the next bit the next day.

Squeeze the jelly bag to get out all the sticky gunge. This is messy and always seems to take ages but the pectin is in the pulp so you have to squeeze most of it out.
Add the pulp to the liquid
Add the sugar to the pan and dissolve over a low heat, when completely dissolved bring to the boil.
Put 3 saucers in the freezer. Boil the marmalade for 15-20 minutes until setting point is reached. I use a jam thermometer. When it reaches 105 deg C I then remove a saucer from the freezer and put a teaspoon of marmalade on it and put it in the fridge for 30 seconds or so. Then draw your finger tip over the top, if it crinkles it’s set. If it doesn’t boil for 5 more minutes and repeat.
Whilst this is happening put your jam jars on a baking tray in the oven on about 140C to warm up

Turn heat off add a knob of butter and drag it over the surface to disperse some of the scum. Skim off any remaining scum in to a cup, it’s OK to eat but doesn’t look as good. I don’t usually have much scum but use ½ oz or so of butter. Leave to cool 2-3 minutes

Put the marmalade in the jars, I usually ladle it in to a measuring jug and pour it in to the jars to near the top to minimise mess.

Add waxed circles rough side down. Add cellophane circles and put elastic bands on.

When cool wipe jars, add lids and labels.

2Rebecca · 20/01/2021 22:41

I use a muslin jelly bag
Just finished my marmalade. I usually make 2 lots, one lot as above and one lot all gran white sugar.

ViperAtTheGatesOfDawn · 20/01/2021 22:45

I just remove the pips and then cut up the peel, pith and all and chuck it all in, the pith disappears and it makes no difference at all to taste/set, but saves a lot of faff.

NorthernIrishFeminist · 20/01/2021 22:50

Thanks ItsLateHumpty just me being a Numpty Blush

But worth checking in here as I have marmalade oranges Grin

2Rebecca · 20/01/2021 22:51

Isn't removing the pips a faff? I squeeze mine on a food processor squeezer so the pips are mixed in with the other stuff and it all gets tipped in the bag. Not having to remove the pith and membranes would save time though so I'll try omitting that step and chucking it all in the food processor once I've squeezed them.

NorthernIrishFeminist · 20/01/2021 22:51

2Rebecca how much and what sort of difference does the white vs brown sugar make?

ArabellaScott · 20/01/2021 22:55

You forget the incantations, 2Rebecca. You can't put grans in the marmalade without doing the proper incantations.

fatblackcatspaw · 20/01/2021 23:00

realise I failed to get myself a jelly bag... I'm now craving marmalade BAD.... however I have liberated the plum gin which was on a high shelf and drunk it liberally tonight.

ViperAtTheGatesOfDawn · 20/01/2021 23:08

@2Rebecca

Isn't removing the pips a faff? I squeeze mine on a food processor squeezer so the pips are mixed in with the other stuff and it all gets tipped in the bag. Not having to remove the pith and membranes would save time though so I'll try omitting that step and chucking it all in the food processor once I've squeezed them.
The pips get caught in the bumpy bits of a manual juicer. Any that get missed rise to the top when boiling so can be skimmed off.
HecatesCats · 21/01/2021 11:54

V new Trump thread (last few minutes), bit daft, feels like screen grab trawl.