Blossom Brush: What The Actual Fuck or ... Good Idea?

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Blossom Brush. A pink (obviously) silicone brush thing for popping up your hoo hah and having a good old rummage to get out all that nasty period debris. A sort of chimney sweep for your lady garden.

First thought was WHAT - yet another thing coyly insinuating YOU ARE NOT CLEAN ENOUGH.

No similar willy scouring device possibly presented in pin stripes or camouflage green available for chaps, I see.

On the other had, no faffing about with 'menstruators' and 'uterus havers' though - here it's 'Women' 🤗 & 'Feminine hygiene' 🤔 - They dare to use the words for the sex that doesn't exist.

And I'm starting to wonder - could it actually be a good product? I'll never need one now, and Dr Jen Gunther's not impressed, but what do we think?!

www.blossombrush.com/

Womb Broom

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Eeeeeesh

Whoever - ever - had a problem with period blood getting stuck and smelly in their vagina?! What an ignorant and offensive concept. Scented pads were bad enough. This nasty misogynistic idea can go and put itself where the sun doesn't shine. Oh, wait ..🤔

No thanks.

I think wire wool and Jeyes fluid would do a better job. Seriously WTF?

That's possibly the nastiest thing I've seen since vaginal drying sticks were a thing.

Gross.

Makes me think of the enema craze though, to clean "impurities" out of your colon. Who'd have thought that would take off.

People are crazy.

Anything to convince women that we are offensively smelly and disgusting at every bodily orifice we possess and make loads of money from our unnecessary efforts to be less physically repulsive.

There is some really serious hate for and fear of women flourishing unchecked out there.

reminiscent of this

and this

and this

and this

Yeesh

That’s as bad as the “lipstick” someone made that glues your fanny lips together so that you don’t bleed until you get to the toilet and the urine dissolves it

Supposed to be “cleaner”

That and the glittery pessary you could insert into yourself so you have glittery discharge

We’re this far through a thread on MN and no ones mentioned zoflora yet?

Your vagina can be infested with invisible entities and clogged up with supeprnatural blockages that prevent women can accessing portals to other magical dimesions and personal creativity

or something

This is the latest spin on an old, old scam

Sadly many of the women who promote this truly believe it

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double posted a video

should have posted this one

This is the world of batshit body therapy

It is extremely easy for women to be seduced into believing this stuff, whether it is the yoni pearls, secret ceres, jamu stick, lysol or, the latest thing, genital dearmoring (it's been around for a while - actually Reishian / neo-Reichian "therapy" - but is becoming mainstream of late)

Gives 'down the rabbit hole ' a different shading, hooda.

accessing portals to other magical dimesions and personal creativity Like Narnia?

Honestly this is ridiculous and depressing, it looks like some BDSM thing. I don't know, I'm not into pain.

Its so sad that our sexual organs and sexual health are so taboo that we end up having a proper knowledge of these things and so people feel they can flog this type of shite.

I also refuse to click on the link, but I don't understand. Period debris isn't in your vagina, it's in your uterus. Surely, please god, this thing isn't designed to go through your cervix? If it is, it must be illegal, as the risk of perforating your uterus would be very high (this is what kills most women who die from clandestine abortions).

No no no no no. Just no.

The vagina is an amazing organ which self cleans etc. If you have problems, you need to see a doctor, not poke at it with a stick.

Douching also does more damage than good as it throws your natural microbial balance out of whack. Cleaning your nethers is strictly an external matter.

Fuck me, steaming it, brushing it - following all these rules, my vag would get more attention than my living room carpet!

Oh look at my surprised face when I see that this product is allowed to use the word 'woman'

WTF

Why don't we just in a hut when we are unclean?

So, if period blood is supposed to be bad and yucky, where is the equivalent brush for your anus......given that the rectum is probably far dirtier most of the time. Could it be that they know that they'll never be able to sell that bullshit to men as well?