Blossom Brush: What The Actual Fuck or ... Good Idea?

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Blossom Brush. A pink (obviously) silicone brush thing for popping up your hoo hah and having a good old rummage to get out all that nasty period debris. A sort of chimney sweep for your lady garden.

First thought was WHAT - yet another thing coyly insinuating YOU ARE NOT CLEAN ENOUGH.

No similar willy scouring device possibly presented in pin stripes or camouflage green available for chaps, I see.

On the other had, no faffing about with 'menstruators' and 'uterus havers' though - here it's 'Women' 🤗 & 'Feminine hygiene' 🤔 - They dare to use the words for the sex that doesn't exist.

And I'm starting to wonder - could it actually be a good product? I'll never need one now, and Dr Jen Gunther's not impressed, but what do we think?!

www.blossombrush.com/

Just no. I'm crossing my legs just looking at it

My cervix just jumped in fright at the mere image.

Actually it's sort of a mutant toilet brush/windscreen wiper/hair tongs combo. Does not belong anywhere near anyone's vagina.

Takes me back to the old days of Spare Rib when women talked about getting together and looking up their chuffs for consciousness raising purposes, using various kitchen implements. Male doctors were reported, to much hilarity, as sternly advising women not to do this as nothing sterile should go into a vagina. The Spare Rib response was to ask how we sterilise a penis, boil it or shove it in a hot oven for half an hour.

I remember this teenage advice I received fondly.

Is it a new kind of sex toy then? For the masochist?

Or is it aimed at the vagina steamers who are on a budget.

I can just imagine the emergency rooms having to deal with a new type of vagina injury from the zealous brusher. In fact, having just learned that my feeling ill after sex could be caused by my cervix being ‘low’ Sometimes (vasovagal syncope), I can imagine this might literally make me sick !

Fanta that made me properly laugh!!!

Steamed vagina sounds marginally more appealing than steamed kale though.

Another entirely unnecessary product aimed at women and preying on their insecurities.

Unclean! Unclean! Unclean!

Dr. Jen Gunter is always right.

At least about anything to do with gynecology.

Without me clicking the link, can anyone say who actually makes the dam thing ? They need a good telling

Oh thank you so much for this, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

But wait, before we go rushing off to complain, has anyone considered that this is actually a sex toy marketed to the repressed American market under the guise of 'feminine hygiene'?! Maybe we shouldn't blow their cover...!

Oh come on, you cant tell me you all dont brush your vagina.

No! No. No. NO.

No!

No no no no no no no.

I would strongly support a campaign to make products like this illegal. Seriously. You shouldn't be allowed to sell products to people that can seriously harm them when used as directed.

Looks less fun than a feather duster.

It’s strange because side the people who would benefit most from this are those with neo vaginas?

I didn’t really grasp how amazing and genuinely set cleaning vaginas are until I learned of the upkeep required for a neo vagina.

Do they come with pre prescribed antibiotics for the inevitable massive cystitis infection?

I am however all for penii having to be steam cleaned and sterilised before being allowed near a vagina. As a lesbian I shall be informing Rachel McKinnon and Riley Dennis immediately that while I 'learn to cope with' sex with males as my social duty, they can get the males they speak for set up with steam cleaners as theirs.

There really is no end to this insanity is there?

Is this a new thing from the Gwyneth Paltrow range of unnecessary things to stick up your vagina?

Takes me back to the old days of Spare Rib when women talked about getting together and looking up their chuffs for consciousness raising purposes, using various kitchen implements. Male doctors were reported, to much hilarity, as sternly advising women not to do this as nothing sterile should go into a vagina

Oh Goddess yes! Women getting all emotional at seeing the cervixes (have I just massacred a Latin plural?) and comparing them with phases of the moon...

I am however all for penii having to be steam cleaned and sterilised before being allowed near a vagina

And ironed!

I love this post. Just keep coming back for a bit of a laugh. 😂😂😂

Looks like they have noticed the reaction ...

Yes but are they worried about us laughing or that it's about vaginas, therefore very woman, therefore might offend those without vaginas.
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How ridiculous, you'd get exactly the same effect by sticking the shower hose up there. I've never heard such guff.
Vaginas will never be sparkling clean , they were not designed to be.