To wits to who to woowoo
First they came for the radical feminists
But I like lipstick so
I did not speak up
Then they came for the racists
But nobody likes a racist so
I did not speak up
Then they came for that famous Canadian feminist, but
Canada’s a joke and inflicted Celine Dion and the two terrible Justins (Bieber and Trudeau) on the world, so
I did not speak up
Then they came for Katie Hopkins, but
Who would speak up for a pointless attention-seeker?
Not me
Then they came for Graham Linehan, but
I was too busy watching old episodes of Father Ted, so
I did not speak up
Then they came for me but
By that time I’d moved to Parler
And struck up a dysfunctional friendship with a gun-toting Texan for Jesus
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