This is brilliant and funny

[Z0rr0]

excelpope.wordpress.com/2020/06/09/northerner-illuminates/

Excellent

Very astute, tempted to send this to my nephews everyone I know

"This is a like a great white shark swimming up and asking for a bite of your ice-cream, and your concerns that you might lose a chunk of your arm in the process being reframed as you being too selfish to share your ’99."

Love it.

Yes that was my favourite line too.

This from him previously is also brilliant:

twitter.com/excelpope/status/1236009703446102026?s=21

Ok, you have permission, just keep it to babies and hoovering.

"A women's event without any cis-women? You absolute hero, permission granted!"