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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Experts warn that not wearing a bra during lockdown could cause breasts to sag - warn experts!

96 replies

stumbledin · 30/03/2020 23:07

Yes - at a time of global crisis the DM has decided this is an important issue that women should be made aware of.

If anyone want to bother reading it www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8159731/Not-wearing-bra-lockdown-leave-saggy-breasts-experts-warn.html

Not sure if it is response to this www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/benefits-of-not-wearing-bra_ca_5e7bca84c5b6cb9dc1999297

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macaroniandpizza · 30/03/2020 23:17

Im in trouble then im lucky to of put a bra on twice since i finished work nearly 2wks ago 😂

StrangeLookingParasite · 30/03/2020 23:18

I wear bras because I don't enjoy everything wibbling around.

boatyardblues · 30/03/2020 23:19

I knew this was going to be a Daily Mail article! 😂

Papergirl1968 · 30/03/2020 23:21

Strange coincidence that all the experts quoted work for bra companies - apart from one who is a cosmetic surgeon!

Northernsoullover · 30/03/2020 23:21

I didn't put one on yesterday before doing my online dance fitness. I won't be making that mistake again.

LadyQuarantinaPluckington · 30/03/2020 23:21

My god.

I've been wearing bras since I was a teenager, and now I'm laying on my back in bed without one on, my boobs have disappeared into my armpits.

I thought it was gravity, but now they tell me it's lockdown?

Damn you Covid19! Without you I would have remained a perky sex object forever!!

MayTheGodsBeEverInYourFavour · 30/03/2020 23:23

What utter toss. I bet I know who is braving the germs to buy the DM at the moment. People who missed out on the loo roll...

JuanSheetIsPlenty · 30/03/2020 23:25

Oh no! How will the men world cope with having to see saggy boobs when we all go back to work? What a travesty!

Are saggy boobs actually a problem for their owners?

MayTheGodsBeEverInYourFavour · 30/03/2020 23:26

@Northernsoullover - quite right. Now is not the optimal time to go to A&E with a broken nose.

trashcanjunkie · 30/03/2020 23:27

I’m quite sure it strengthens my pectoral muscles.

Chiyo666 · 30/03/2020 23:27

I haven’t worn a bra for about 5 years. Mine are lovely and perky!

trashcanjunkie · 30/03/2020 23:28

Going without!

MayTheGodsBeEverInYourFavour · 30/03/2020 23:28

Dear, dear. After lockdown has finished, society is going to have quite a shock. Women everywhere, emerge: saggy of breast, grey of hair, & naked of face (having discovered that they look perfectly pleasant without makeup). Oh the humanity.

backinthebox · 30/03/2020 23:28

I've been only wearing a bra for when I leave the house.

Experts warn that not wearing a bra during lockdown could cause breasts to sag - warn experts!
boatyardblues · 30/03/2020 23:28

Are saggy boobs actually a problem for their owners?

If they get really saggy, I guess they might start to interfere with your waistband. However, as long as you can still roll them back up like Fruit Winders and tuck ‘em in your bra, I don’t see the problem.

BillywilliamV · 30/03/2020 23:29

No shit Sherlock!
Depends whether you care or not, I guess!

No expert has pointed out the irreparable damage that DH is going to do to his marriage if he doesnt shave!

backinthebox · 30/03/2020 23:30

Forgot to add pic.

Experts warn that not wearing a bra during lockdown could cause breasts to sag - warn experts!
backinthebox · 30/03/2020 23:30

No I didn't! Gremlins...

MayTheGodsBeEverInYourFavour · 30/03/2020 23:32

Gremlins? On top of everything else!? Bloody hell...

VaggieMight · 30/03/2020 23:35

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BeetrootRocks · 30/03/2020 23:42

Seriously? Christ. That has actually really left me taken aback even from the mail.

The subtext that women's breasts will, what, go wrong somehow without bras in bonkers. When were bras invented compared to when humans started on earth?

Ageist misogyny is shite, at this point with all that's going on, fucking hell. Women! Forget everything else. You need to keep your tits pert.

Properly grim.

NigellaAwesome · 30/03/2020 23:44

MaytheGods please don't forget naked of nail.

I picked off the remains of my gel nails, and am distraught at the pitted, thin, wan excuses of nails that I currently own. Now that I have seen beneath, I don't think I will ever be able to go back.

Let's not even talk about the disaster that is going on in my mouth and debonded retainers. Dentists have a cruel interpretation as to what constitutes a dental emergency.

JuanSheetIsPlenty · 30/03/2020 23:47

If they get really saggy, I guess they might start to interfere with your waistband. However, as long as you can still roll them back up like Fruit Winders and tuck ‘em in your bra, I don’t see the problem.

You could get artistic and learn how to tie them in different knots. Tuck them in your bikini bottoms and avoid tan lines at the beach. Use them as ear plugs to block out your partner’s snoring. Get one nipple pierced and hook it onto the dogs collar negating the need for a lead. Tie them together and practise your skipping.

I’m only seeing positives here tbh.

JuanSheetIsPlenty · 30/03/2020 23:48

I wonder if they’re advising men to keep their boxers on to stop their balls tripping them up.

nonsenceagain · 30/03/2020 23:51

🤣