Tatiana McGrath wants a woke Christmas

[Clymene]

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/titania-mcgrath-im-dreaming-of-a-woke-christmas-rcrhcpwgp?shareToken=50e05395344c535088873752331b828a

As a staunch socialist, I have no time whatsoever for the acquisition of goods. Besides, I have staff to take care of that kind of thing. (Although I usually let them have Christmas Day off, as long as the pelmets are properly dusted.)

Tbf these days I do strike an uncanny resemblance to Christopher Biggins

I haven’t laughed since 2006, and I regret that moment even now.

Remember: if you’re having too much fun, you can’t call yourself a progressive.

If tweets seem too impersonal add an emoji to show you care.

That is BRILLIANT!

Lol Titania McGrath is a wonderful parody.

I have a strong suspicion that Ricky Gervais is her alter-ego.

Andrew Doyle has done such a great job of creating Titania.

Latest from Titania

We need to establish an official institution of social justice to inquire into these “scientists” who insist on spreading their hateful “facts” about men and women.

Any ideas what they should be called? I quite like “The Inquisition”, but someone’s already used that apparently.