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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Hilarious Ricky Gervais thread on new words for bits

24 replies

WomanBornNotWorn · 11/12/2019 16:30

mobile.twitter.com/rickygervais/status/1204788395932864512

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EmpressLesbianInChair · 11/12/2019 17:03

GrinGrinGrin

KatvonHostileExtremist · 11/12/2019 17:04
Grin

Funny as

Michelleoftheresistance · 11/12/2019 17:13

Oh good grief...…………......…

where to even start with that.

PizzaExpressWoking · 11/12/2019 17:26

Am I the only one thinking of the Goldie Lookin Chain song "Your Mother's Got A Penis"?

I never thought of it as an educational song before, but I guess its time has come.

WomanBornNotWorn · 11/12/2019 17:29

Apologies, my preview clickies just not taking ... Thank you Thelnebriati

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ARoombaOfOnesOwn · 11/12/2019 17:29

Pizza Grin Grin

ARoombaOfOnesOwn · 11/12/2019 17:34

Actually Pizza I’ve just had a listen and GLC know the difference between sex and gender. Fair play.

PizzaExpressWoking · 11/12/2019 17:37

Thank you ARoomba Smile

ShesDressedInBlackAgain · 11/12/2019 17:56

Poor fucking kid.

But I did like Clitty Clitty Wang Slang.

RubyViolet · 11/12/2019 18:03

😂😂😂

LangCleg · 11/12/2019 19:07

It's a penisn't

Please don't delete the best joke on the internet on sacred caste grounds, MNHQ!

OhHolyJesus · 11/12/2019 19:14

That is gold, that has cheered me up no end.

Teachermaths · 11/12/2019 19:14

😂 😂

Gingerkittykat · 11/12/2019 19:20

I thought the proper anatomical term for ladydick was an outie vagina.

(and why are you showing your penis to a two year old anyway?)

Ibloodylovewomen · 11/12/2019 19:39

*Head

WomanBornNotWorn · 11/12/2019 21:27

Peness and vaguyna could work

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Goosefoot · 11/12/2019 22:08

(and why are you showing your penis to a two year old anyway?)

I used to shower with my parents at that age, I don't think it's unusual to have kids see their parents naked.

Ineedacupofteadesperately · 11/12/2019 22:44

Well, the thread would be funny if I wasn't completely creeped out by the question & I hope it's fake. I thought kids knowing the correct anatomical terms was important for safeguarding? But of course the best interests of the child clearly aren't of interest to the adults here.

Also, apparently the penis-haver is sufficiently dysphoric that using the correct word 'penis' is upsetting but wandering around stark bollock naked in front of their 2 year old (presumably fairly often if the 2 year old is asking such questions) with their penis flapping around DOESN'T cause dysphoria. Yeah. Bollocks.

SarahTancredi · 12/12/2019 08:14

Anyone else here Wayne and wanetta?

Pen-eese.

Grin
WomanBornNotWorn · 12/12/2019 10:21

I'll also add fellowpian tubes and sirvix to the dictionary

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RoyalCorgi · 12/12/2019 14:20

It's amusing that someone accuses Gervais of being obsessed with trans people's genitalia. Dude, they were the ones who brought it up.

squeaver · 12/12/2019 14:24

Genuinely, how can you be both non-binary AND trans? How does that work?

BeyondVotesForFlube · 12/12/2019 14:37

Can I also add:

Dollocks
Tessticles
Lipsdick

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