Having a good chuckle at the Conservative Woman link:
Mr Miller explained that that meant PC Gull was acting like the Thought Police. He asked PC Gull if he had ever read George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four. Gull hadn’t, of course, and Mr Miller explained that it was a dystopian novel and not a police handbook.
PC Gull then explained to Mr Miller: ‘What you have to understand, Mr Miller, is that sometimes a female brain grows with the wrong body parts and that is what being trans is.’
Mr Miller asked if that was the official definition of trans. PC Gull said: ‘Yes, I’ve been on a course.’
It does read like something out of Tom Sharpe.