[[https://babylonbee.com/news/motorcycle-that-identifies-as-bicycle-sets-world-cycling-record?fbclid=IwAR2GD03LJ7Ec4y7j0cYdb8T3mS3dsRuwuRWmyyLMRcHgUyy3qVHRup5_XRE]] We could have horse riders identifying as distance runners and speedboats racers identifying as swimmers. I mean, it's only fair isn't it?