Step one - Salt circle, except replace the salt with glitter
Step two - Incense
Step three - The ceremonial declaring of the identity, followed by passionate speaches about biological sex being a social construct
Step four - Wait for demons to appear
Step five - Wait some more
Step six - Still no demons! Try to goad them into turning up by sending them die in a fire messages on Twitter
Step seven - Report them to the police for not responding
Step eight - Starting to get hungry and cold now, find token transman and accuse them of transmisogyny for not having gone for coffee and snacks yet
Step nine - Oh look look there's an older woman with short hair in the distance, have the demons arrived? Everyone stand up, placards at the ready, and start screaming at her about her bigoted aversion to ladypenis
Step ten - She looks confused and is walking away. Is she allowed to do that? Call police again to point out that not sticking around to be shouted at by randoms is a hate crime
Step eleven - Wait is the march over? The demons must have attacked at a different point on the route.
Step twelve - No one saw them? Well then they must have been in disguise. Begin accusing each other of being secret TERFs. Call the police again to report anyone who gets bored and tries to go home for not taking transphobia seriously enough.
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