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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Bunbury’s Public Service Announcement 3.1

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GirlDownUnder · 12/08/2019 13:44

The useful Bunbury Guide to Spotting Community Disruptors is constantly evolving.

The best research and advice is not to engage with community disruptors and trolls. As ever, if you suspect troll activity, report it to MNHQ.

This is a continuation of the first Public Service Announcement thread:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3438714-Bunbury-s-Public-Service-Announcement-2

Thread 3 was deleted with this note from MNHQ; We're sure there will be a Bunbury 4 around soon, but we'd be grateful if we could draw a line under the issues raised in this thread if there's to be a new one.

If and when you see threads plopped into FWR, especially a curious repeat of well worn topics, maybe check for poster history before engaging.

There are a number of posts/posters/threads that are reproduced on Twitter or Facebook to foment controversy using screen shots & flagging to either MNHQ to have threads or posters deleted. Sometimes, it’s used to approach commissioning editors with ideas for articles. It’s a tiresome tactic that we’ve had several community disruptor posters who themselves post the comments that they then highlight elsewhere as purported evidence of racism, religious intolerance, anti-men sentiments, or transphobia.

Some helpful links can be found in the first posts on thread 2 (linked above) but in essence FermatsTheorem recommended “that in the absence of a block/hide poster button, I suggest the following strategy (given that you're talking to the lurkers).

Do not name check the sealion. Instead, respond to a depersonalised paraphrase:

"It is sometimes erroneously suggested that blah. Blah is wrong for the following reasons (short and pithy). If you need more information re. debunking blah, here's a link."

Then (this next step is important to combat derailment) go back up thread to the last useful contribution to the discussion, make sure you do name check that contributor, and pick up the discussion from that point.”

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ThighThighOfthigh · 30/08/2019 00:07

It's only me and Lido here, we're the sensible Thighs.

BarbaraStrozzi · 30/08/2019 00:08

Well fannyphobe is a bit strong, more of a cockaphile. I'm sure we can work round it. Tallow candles aren't that bright and I presume we'll both be modestly attired in floor length wyncyette nighties. I will be at any rate if only to make it harder to get at my organs.

Cascade220 · 30/08/2019 00:09

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ThighThighOfthigh · 30/08/2019 00:09

That's reassuring zebra we shall call on your venom if we need to storm a fat thread. We hate them most.

And of course we are at your disposal.

zebrasdontwearbras · 30/08/2019 00:10

I'm not letting you Thighs harvest any of my organs. You can have the organs of my pets. There;s a labrador and a cocker spaniel. All yours. I;m sick of cleaning up after them.

TheLidoOfThighs · 30/08/2019 00:11

actually you could just use the Pritt Stick, it’s a big one.

That product placement deal with Pritt Stick will fill the coffers.

ThighThighOfthigh · 30/08/2019 00:11

Proper attire is the slanket Barb, hospital gowns for summer for maximum arse coolage.

barearsedloverofthigh · 30/08/2019 00:11

It's only me and Lido here, we're the sensible Thighs.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Yeah righto! 🤣

ErrolTheDragon · 30/08/2019 00:12

We call it Schrodingers cock, willy wiily not
Probably yes, if you've read Schrödinger's biog.

ThighThighOfthigh · 30/08/2019 00:13

Well something has to Lido we're flat broke, and you've blown the airmiles.

TheLidoOfThighs · 30/08/2019 00:14

And returned without a husband to murder for the insurance money.

ThighThighOfthigh · 30/08/2019 00:15

He put a cat in a box Errol and mansplained it, doesn't that sum it up?

barearsedloverofthigh · 30/08/2019 00:15

Bra I'll take the labrador and cocker off of your hands. I've an Aldi trolley that needs pulling at a wedding i'm planning. Have they been trained shit on demand?

ThighThighOfthigh · 30/08/2019 00:16

Shellfish of you, no wonder a lion bit your eye.

zebrasdontwearbras · 30/08/2019 00:18

Consider them yours barearse they generally like to shit when it's least appropriate, and when you don't have a poo bag on you. The cocker is a boy, so there's another penis for the organ bucket.

TheLidoOfThighs · 30/08/2019 00:18

£££

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barearsedloverofthigh · 30/08/2019 00:19

Can I just say, cats should never be put in boxes. It's sacks. Cats should be put in sacks.

ThighThighOfthigh · 30/08/2019 00:19

Well, night Fannies. If anyone fancies getting married let us know.

TheLidoOfThighs · 30/08/2019 00:20

Willy willy not glue

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TheLidoOfThighs · 30/08/2019 00:21

Only on the way from St Ives bare

barearsedloverofthigh · 30/08/2019 00:22

We'll lace his kibble with viagra and harvest his penis after that. We're having to raise money where we can and have a line of loo roll holders that are selling well on russian ebay.

zebrasdontwearbras · 30/08/2019 00:24

Any takers for my black cats? I am a proper witch with proper witches cats. I'll throw in a Pritt stick with each. I've a multipack from Wilkos.

zebrasdontwearbras · 30/08/2019 00:25

The cats are female, but identify as male. Hence the pritt stick giveaway.

ErrolTheDragon · 30/08/2019 00:28

My parents once tried to contain our cat in a cardboard box to take him to the vets; he ripped straight out. Schrödinger was sensible enough to specify a 'steel chamber' for his eponymous thought experiment.

TheLidoOfThighs · 30/08/2019 00:30

They can pull Yo’s wedding carriage with BastardCat.