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There’s a prize* for anyone who can decode what the top event on this advert might be about.

*Bad news: the prize is a degree in queer theory.

noooo! not Sheffield too - my lovely alma mater

DAMN YOU QUEER THEORY IS NOTHING SACRED

now I have to go and migrate my body to the supermarket

www.migrationmattersfestival.co.uk/full-programme-2019-b/migrationqueerbodies

Where are they migrating to? Do they fly south for winter?

I think they migrate into lesser spotted Zines.

Mama! Don’t spoil it. People always say feminists have no sense of humour.

ignores link in case event is actually very worthy

Oh the event is worthy, so very very wearisomely worthy. They are transmigrants. A marginalized subset minority of a marginalized minority with added bonus oppression points for being migrants as well as queer.

Cool. At this rate the queer hair-splitting will reach queer atom-splitting level in no time and there’ll be an almighty bang (and possibly cosmic fireworks) and we can go through the wormhole in time and space and start over as elemental particles. I can’t wait.

Have they found another experience to appropriate? As a naturalised Brit who came here because her parents did, do I have to apologise for my cis-migrant privilege?