I wonder which part of 'The Post' Sanctimonious Morph most objected to - where he was called a piece of shit, or where his working class credentials were called into question. because he isn't working class, you know. All that stuff about being a down-to-earth salt-of-the-earth, working class lad from Sheffield is utter bollocks.
He lived in the most affluent part of Sheffield (one of the most affluent parts of the country, in fact), and his parents were educated professionals. He'd like people to think he was brought up in a council house in S5, but the truth is he has never even ventured north of the Don, and is actually a nasty middle class oik who has such a huge sense of self-importance he thinks he can position himself as the spokesman for a group of people he has never met, has nothing in common with, and whom he clearly feels contempt for.
Hey, Owen - I guess you'll see this given your penchant for lurking in these parts looking for screenshots - Jarvis Cocker wrote a song about you